>Evil Rat Queen and her minions are at it again
>Friday morning bank heist
>everyone is held hostage, making this quite possibly the worst Friday ever
>cops on damage control, can't save the hostages
>SWAT more like TWAT
>they resort to calling the one and only...
>the ceiling explodes as you drop in from the sky
>the room floods with James Cameron's high definition light flares
>landing with the shake of an earthquake, you slowly but badassly remove your sunglasses as you stare right into the eyes of Rat Queen with a mysterious energy
“I'm Anon “FuckRealNames” Lastname” your badass rumbling voice rumbles. “You're funzo is dunzo!”
>”Not today, you handsome sonofabitch!” she screams.
>the henchmen point their guns at you
>omaemoushindeiru.mp4
>whip out your glock & wesson 45mm at the speed of light
>pray to Colt Koch
>fire a single bullet
>it ricotches all over the room and knocks all the firearms out of everyone's hands
>calculated.png
>flex your pecs in triumph
>the henchmen find out their gay and leave in embarrassment
>the cops give you a big thumbs up from outside
>the hostages begin cheering for you
>you saved everyone's Friday, you saved the day!
“I guess you could say that your plan-in-advance didn't stand a chance, Miss Rat Queen,”
>Rat Queen rolls her eyes and shrugs
>she's looking sad, this is the 69th plan of her’s that you've foiled and she's pretty much given up now
>poor gal
>”oh no, like, jeez man, what are you gonna do to me now, dude,”
>you have a fat grin on your face
“I'm gonna turn that frown, upside down!”
>you swoop her into your arms and fly out of the bank like superman
>you hold her hand
>you hug the evil out of her
>you take her on a date
>you make her feel pretty
>Pretty Rat Queen
>you both run off into the sunset
>she is happy
>you are happy
>best day ever
>best friends forever