Who would have known a single bit of dirt could cause so much trouble?

I got to test out a new diet machine from GlazTek that would help you reach whatever weight goal you had. I tried punching in a modest 10.0% body fat but the decimal point on the screen wasn't really there. Next thing I know I'm being quickly blimped up to a size that's impossible to achieve. I might as well enjoy the ride as I grow forever.

Art by the always wonderful and amazing  Glaz