Yup thats Zeru for yah

omg loves! xD that is so me lol ^^

YAY!! PREZINTS!!! *steals one*

D: T~T you stole a present :'(

only one T_T look how many there are!!

not enough!

Matthew, Give him back his present.

my name is matthew too xD

Ahh! Too many Matthews! ... Um um... Matthew Red, Give Matthew Blue his present! @.@

*holds out paws* ^^

*gives it back*

*pounce nuzzles and licks handing you another one* ^^

YAY *tailwags and shreds the wrapping paper to find a plain brown box* YAAAY *flails*

just for you! with lots of love ^-^ ~<3

*puts the brown box up to my ear and shakes it violently to guess whats in it* why do i hear a kitty screaming?

cause you activated the insanity device it makes people go insane @_@

OMG!! *opens it up and a kitten leaps out and clings to my face digging its claws in the sides of my head* AHHH!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!! TERRIBLE GIFT!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

but it's just showing its love!

*still screaming* IS LOVE SUPPOSED TO BE THIS PAINFUL!?!?!? *runs in circles*

yes, yes it is! haven't you ever heard of tough love?

*tries to pull it off as its back arches digging its claws deeper into the side of my face* AHHHH OMG T___________________________T *lets go and the kitty springs back into my face and i fall onto my back* OW!! T_______T *cries*

*giggles* see how much it loves you? ^^

*lays on the floor d-e-d dead*

*hooks car battery to your nipples* LIVE!!! *turns on the car shocking electricity threw your body*

*spazzes on the ground and the fur on the kitty starts to smoke* O______O *screams* AHHHHHH!!!! KITTY!! PAIN!!! @_@

a-are you alive O.O??? *pokes with stick*

*twitch*

*lights you on fire*

*is now a flamer*

...Fail..both of you...Fail....-.-;

fail so much that we win?

OMG!! *opens it up and a kitten leaps out and clings to my face digging its claws in the sides of my head* AHHH!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!! TERRIBLE GIFT!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

You sure like tounges :P

OMG HES SO HAPPY
CAPS LOCK AGAIN YAY 8D
<3