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"The Night Before Christmas- The Minotaur Version"
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musclesexylion but I take responsibility for the words in this parody of a certain traditional poem.
I make it no secret that Christmas is my favorite holiday and the spirit of the season moved me enough to whip this up. First though, I want to apologize to the English language for the twisting I had to do to make the couplets fit.
musclesexylion but I take responsibility for the words in this parody of a certain traditional poem.I make it no secret that Christmas is my favorite holiday and the spirit of the season moved me enough to whip this up. First though, I want to apologize to the English language for the twisting I had to do to make the couplets fit.
Category Poetry / Fantasy
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 120 x 108px
File Size 30 kB
Your beautiful poem, the minotaur version,
Is surprisingly lacking in feral perversion;
For only a kiss did the gift-giver sneak -
(No tongue? Was it only a peck on the cheek?)
But never mind that! You're a gem: horned and sweet;
I thank you for sharing this Christmastime treat. :)
Happy Christmas, Zzz, to you and the herd.
Is surprisingly lacking in feral perversion;
For only a kiss did the gift-giver sneak -
(No tongue? Was it only a peck on the cheek?)
But never mind that! You're a gem: horned and sweet;
I thank you for sharing this Christmastime treat. :)
Happy Christmas, Zzz, to you and the herd.
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