*(note: statement does not apply for employees of Chick-ems. if you suspect a fellow Chick-ems staff member of being any kind of queer or other undesirable identity, please report them to your manager immediately, and they will be swiftly dealt with)

I was riffing about Woke Brands on twitter and suddenly found myself imaging an entire extended universe for this character in which the evil corporation he represents uses him as a mascot and does lots of morally questionable pornographic things with him until he is rescued by a cute purple skunk boy and gets back his sexual agency and they both destroy the whole company and also get married. so... hopefully i'll find time to draw this guy again soon, i guess!!!

He also needs a name??? hmmmm.