As I was getting ready for bed, my wife made a sound and as I turned, she made such an odd expression that I had to drop everything and draw it. She's teased me before, but never with...that expression. Channeling her inner toddler to grief her poor husband who was IN THE MIDDLE of getting around to changing.
So to clarify, she's not talking about the possibly incorporeal baby on her lap, she's talking to

YOU.