So there once was this fella name=th Ork. And he was much awesome and mighty and claimed to be king. And so he sat upon his crate throne, with a light hearted smile, but a heavy bod. but that's a story for another time.

This tale is when a equal and worthy contender for the crate, sat upon his head, with a equally heavy and hot bod.

(Ork and Alex from the Tub. Yes I know that Alex is bigger than that, but I went with the theme that mice are smaller than orks. Someday Alex will perhaps get his due.)