Me: What are you talking about? You're not sweet. Look at your face, it says 'twisted murderer' all over it. You're probably into weird shit and your insides are as rotten as month old fruit.

Them: So your saying we have a lot in common then? Except for the murder part. Say what you want demon I'm sweeter then sugary unicorn ass.

Me:...I'm not sure if I want to ask how you know what unicorn ass taste like.


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