Salace: Welcome! You made it just in time for one of my Slash Sales! From time to time I end up with unusual products that I don't sell here and need to get rid of in a hurry. Everything is 75 to 90% off! Today I have this Trainer backpack filled with amazing stuff! Each item sold separately of course. There was even a set of look-a-like Gym Badges, but I'm afraid someone got to those first! Plenty of other stuff available though! Also don't let my massive frame bother you. I can still help you in a quick and timely manner so please feel free to look around and get what you can...

Of course I heard this funny story recently! It seems a Trainer came through the forest today on his way to the Pokemon League and had a backpack just like that one! I guess he was trying to catch some of the locals, but it didn't end so well. From what I heard he was a bit of an egotistical jerk and thought his own amazing talent is what got him so far. He bragged saying that if wasn't for him his brain dead team was nothing! So unsurprisingly he thought he could win using a type disadvantage to prove it. To bad no one told him that several of the locals were intelligent and rather strong... That and the where losers usually become meals. After his first partner lost and was scarfed down the trainer just went into a rage! Not even about his Pokemon quickly being made into fat, but I guess he didn't take losing very well. So he blamed his partners incompetence for losing! Still angry he sent one Pokemon out after another followed by making stupid calls one after another. That lucky Pokemon got the easiest six-course meal ever! Of course at this point the Trainer was in such a blind fury he didn't even realize that he was already out of Pokemon. He also failed to realize that the now bloated Pokemon was already next to him, and before he could react the still hungry Pokemon happily scarfed him down in seconds! Best part is that the story doesn't even end there! From what I heard the Pokemon who were on his team were reformed first and they all decided they were fed up with their “genius” trainer and left. The backpack went missing along with all the Gym Badges! Sounds like he'll have to start over from scratch! Guess maybe next time he'll learn to control that swollen head of his before he ends up in another swollen gut!