Salace: Welcome! What a lucky customer you are today! You made it just in time for one of my Slash Sales! From time to time I end up with unusual products that I don't sell here and need to get rid of in a hurry. Everything is 75 to 90% off! Today I have a selection of child size human clothing. Any of the items you see can be altered for Pokemon use as well for no added charge! So please feel free to look around...

Though just between us it was reported that some ill mannered children were wearing clothing very similar to whats on offer today. There were five of them making quite the racket earlier. Vandalism, trying to steal, bothering customers, yelling, just awful little kids. Though chances are they already ended up in someones stomach by now! You probably know how this forest is. It would be pretty funny though if they were reformed later with no clothes and had to run all the way home in their underwear. Hopefully they learn a lesson from something like that.