Now that’s just unfair... poor guy

But that birdface on the little plastic bag is hilarious

I know!

why is bird going on a plane in the first place though

But if you're a bird why do you need to go on an airplane..

Because flying across the ocean is hard.

so sad I think we all now the feeling

I sure do!

are they reuseable?

I'm thinking no, because they have adhesive on the inside so someone doesn't just remove them easily. So they'd need to be cut off.

thats sucks looks like i will be taking a train

and the little face-illustration on the talon-caps package is smiling just to spite us!

Lol yes

I'd be more concerned with fitting those wings and those tailfeathers in an economy seat!

Yeah, that won't be easy either!

Can you imagine having to maneuver in an airplane bathroom as a bird anthro?

Ick.

If bird men were meant to fly, he would have been born with........ waaaaait.

LOL.

lol as if traveling wasn’t hard enough

I should know. I got the "Special" security line once after the Mass Spec said I had popped for explosives.

Having those wings cramped into an economy seat is probably an absolute hell for any significant amount of time. I guess birds however would probably get seated first, such that they do not bump their wings into everyone left and right on the way to their seat?

Well, that, and he's child-sized, not adult human sized.

What about his beak?

A further concern!

"It is now safe to hug your inflatable gryphon."

It is never safe to hug the inflatable gryphon.

The talon caps make it safe...er?

That assumes the talons are the greater danger, and not the inflatable gryphon itself.

You're probably thinking of my deadly, hydrogen-filled cousin.

Possibly!

Just wait till you see the corks that the smilodon has to wear.

LOL, good one.

And the stuff that people have to put on their horns. :P

Not actually a bad idea, talon caps. ;>

Credit where it's due, I stole the idea from the Winds of Change story universe.

I thought it up all on my own. But hey, makes perfect sense, so not surprised multiple people have come up with it.

Lucky they had his size.

Hahah!

Imagine they were too small.

And imagine if you had essentially scythes for feet, horns, a spiked mace tipped tail and fiery spit.
Or a biological nuclear reactor powering your body.

What are you, Godzilla?

No, not that, just a rather dense gryphon ºvº

Gotcha.

deam, I love this series. I like these stirues you tell with it.

:)

oops, noticed my spellign error. this is slightly embarrasing

It happens. I understood you fine.

If you think thats hard on you...think about how it is for poor dragons like me...we're walking armorys...sharp horns, sharp claws, fire breath or some other deadly breath weapon...near bullet-proof skin...and in my case a razor edged tail blade...

Please leave powergaming at the door, thanks.

Ummm...wasn't powergaming...was saying how it might look to humans having a dragon around...im totally not bullet proof...i was saying how it is "for dragons like me" humans basicly see us as walking safty hazards or weapons...so it would be very hard to get around using airlines or regulated trains and ships...I wasnt being showy....sorry if I came across like that...but it was in no way my intent


I was commenting in a similar fashion to how EthonTheGryphon was a few comment chains up

OK, sorry I got testy.

Hey, we all snap at people sometimes, I know I have.

Haha best idea !

I know right?!

This is why i just use my own wings

hmm marking idea

jet packs for avian anthros as a range extender

A redtail at top speed is in a stoop, about 70mph. That's not exactly fast cross country. Sometimes if speed matters, you just go with that.

It could give speed boost to

That's why he's taking a plane! :D 500MPH > 70.