This is Cassandra, better known to her friends as "Luna, Goddess of the Seven Moons."

She's the most popular girl in her clique. Boys want to be with her, girls want to be her (and sometimes be with her, too).

But all that is threatened when pinata unicorns steal her secret shame: her Hot Jams Mixtracks, featuring several of the most benign Boy Bands in existence!

Now armed with Mama Whomp'em, she's going to track down and murder as many of these candy-filled thieves as it takes, until she gets back what's rightfully hers!