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OldTiger has what can be described as an excellent security system. You get a very territorial Warthog tank buster to watch the property. Think of it as a winged Rottweiler or Pitbull.But how get gets in the house is a description in physics. But effective.
Least the A-10 didn't bark with its GAU-30. That cuts down on home repairs.
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But how get gets in the house is a description in physics. But effective.The same way Leroy Jethro Gibbs (on NCIS) gets the boats out of his basement when he finishes them.
It's
OldTiger -- if you have to ask, you don't get it.
It's
OldTiger -- if you have to ask, you don't get it. 
Wasn’t me. It’s called “not following the Tech Orders when trying to disarm a jammed GAU-8.”
Gun on bench in maintenance barn (downloaded from jet in dearm area gun berm earlier that day); young newbie on mid shift decides to take a few shortcuts; pulls Pin B before Pin A, i.e., NOT IAW the T.O., firing pin works as designed, live round does too. 12 LAU-117 launchrail boxes and a steel I-bean wall support later, round exits the building, flying into the night, never to be seen again.
SPs find said Airman wandering aimlessly in the dark (suffered mild concussion) on a street near the scene. Short interrogation tells them where he works. They take him back. A little smoke still wafting out of the building...
Inspection shows big-ass hole in wall and in all objects located in a straight line between barrel muzzle and said wall. Except there’s a body lying on the floor in front of the gun...
Said body is TSgt (maybe MSgt, I forget) supervisor. Knocked out cold by blast while standing near barrel line. They wake him up. He starts piecing together what happened when he looks down and faints dead away.
They wake him up (again).
“You OK? Why’d you faint?” He points to the burn streak at chest height the round left as it passed him by.
Did I mention he was close to the barrel line when the gun went off?
Gun on bench in maintenance barn (downloaded from jet in dearm area gun berm earlier that day); young newbie on mid shift decides to take a few shortcuts; pulls Pin B before Pin A, i.e., NOT IAW the T.O., firing pin works as designed, live round does too. 12 LAU-117 launchrail boxes and a steel I-bean wall support later, round exits the building, flying into the night, never to be seen again.
SPs find said Airman wandering aimlessly in the dark (suffered mild concussion) on a street near the scene. Short interrogation tells them where he works. They take him back. A little smoke still wafting out of the building...
Inspection shows big-ass hole in wall and in all objects located in a straight line between barrel muzzle and said wall. Except there’s a body lying on the floor in front of the gun...
Said body is TSgt (maybe MSgt, I forget) supervisor. Knocked out cold by blast while standing near barrel line. They wake him up. He starts piecing together what happened when he looks down and faints dead away.
They wake him up (again).
“You OK? Why’d you faint?” He points to the burn streak at chest height the round left as it passed him by.
Did I mention he was close to the barrel line when the gun went off?
I watch a lot of "American Pickers" on History, but I've never seen anyone with a whole plane in his house. Plane parts, yes, but never a whole military jet. What more a full aeromorph fighter jet as the houses' security system.
Move over Rottweiler, you've got competition.
Move over Rottweiler, you've got competition.
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