Is this what happens if you eat dirt?

Planet TF is a concept I like (better than planet-sized inflation at least) and see sadly little of. So here's Gordulp having undergone the process of turning into a nice-sized habitable chunk of rock with a core of lava and an ice cap on his belly. He doesn't even have to be alone, with Freddie as his moon! Not that he'll ever be alone, I see the lights of civilization around his arm and leg there.

Disclaimer, this is just a fun what-if, don't actually go and turn into a celestial body. And if someone you know does, please don't pollute them or take their resources for granted. If you start a space program and visit their moon, be sure to say "hello" to it before you go.