There's a sphinx thread on /tg/. Someone brought up the thought of a sphinx arguing over what makes a good riddle, and I'm bored at work.
You'd think it would be hard to type with big fluffy paws. Savorine makes it work, though.

The text reads
What the fuck did you just fucking say about riddles you little bitch I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in lateral thinking. I have over 300 confirmed meals and I've been involved in numerous secret prophecies and I'm trained in leonine warfare