Chapter (?) - Moustache you a question.

Finally, the moment I had long awaited. He was closing in for a kiss! I temporarily paused, an internal battle waging inside me whether to close my eyes or have them remain open to allow a visual imprint of this moment forever saved in my memory. But the soothing sensation of the warm suns glow and his elegant presence lulled my eyes sealed shut. *tap* ...something was wrong. Where our lips were suppose to meet I was stunned by the surprising sensation of... cold plastic? I opened my eyes to see what had stolen our precious moment away. It was Snookums, but something was different. His moustache! It had fallen off!? Where it once remained there was a smaller black moustache pattern. Was that a tattoo or a natural marking and where was his original moustache!? I looked down to the ground beneath us and there it was... a black plastic moustache like that of which you'd retrieve from a Christmas cracker. I stood back in shock. No! This can't be happening! Was this a nightmare? His moustache, or should I say "his plastic tash" was the only thing keeping our relationship together! But it was all a lie! I stared at Snookums in anger and shock. I hadn't realised until now but he was standing in shock too, with his tail covering where his gallant tash had once stood. Against my wishes my eyes let out a river of tears. I was so angry that my own eyes had the audacity to reveal weakness to this fraudster! In an noncommunicable mix of sadness and fury I ran from him crying like a fool, never once looking back.