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Simon walked back at the hotel, after spending the afternoon at a attraction park, accompanied by his father (Frontsek spent it superheroing).
"Hi Frontsek, we're here!"
"Hi Julius, kiddo," replied Frontsek's voice. "Say, could you lend me your..."
He was interrupted by the little boar laughing himself sick by seeing Frontsek being Shift-sized and in a suit-and-tie.
Objectively, it wasn't especially funny, but Simon had, for a good long while, saw the rhino in much less formal clothes, and at various levels and sizes of nudity (in spite of Julius' efforts. Thankfully, it didn't really bother the kid, his school's sex ed teacher was surprisingly competent (no, not like that, you sickos!)). So the contrast was what made him crack up.
It lasted at least two minutes. When it finally was over...
"That's good, you got it out of your system?" deadpanned a very unamused Frontsek. "Can you lend me your walkie-talkie?"
"Yes," snorted Simon, "but the batteries are dead."
"Doesn't matter, it's just to have it, make me look more professional."
"A real discount James Bond," laughed Julius.
"Professional?" repeated Simon. "Where you're going?"

Art by  buckdasystem
Frontsek and Simon © me