Ok, now that we’ve all met MK’s mother and sister, it’s finally time for the kids to go to the Skelebros’ house and do whatever it is the Skelebros want to do with them yet during the morning before doing various planned afternoon activities together. …That is, unless someone, not gonna say who, *cough* Sans *cough*, causes a few distractions first. XD
PART 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31298753/
PART 3: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31342624/
PART 4: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31363448/
Undertale© Toby Fox.
SPOOKY SCARY FUNNY BONE TICKLERS
Chapter 3: To the Skelebros’ House We Go
Moments later… after Gaster and GK left…
MK: Hey, Papyrus, where’s your car? *asked MK confusedly*
Papyrus: Why, it’s at my house, MK. I walked here yesterday. So, we’re going to have to take Sans’s car instead.
Sans: Ooh, my car’s back at the house too.
Papyrus: What?!!! I thought I told you to drive here yesterday, Sans!!! *Papyrus shouted angrily at Sans, but not too angrily* Why didn’t you listen to me?!!! Ugh, now we have to walk home!!!
Sans: Hey, I’m sorry, Pap. It’s just that using my “short cuts” is so much easier than driving. And that way, I’m only using up one type of… GAS. *pulls out a whoopee cushion and then squeezes it*
*Pbffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Papyrus: Ugh, seriously Sans?!!! Again with the whoopee cushion?!!!
Sans: Hehehehehe. Yes, bro, again with the whoopee cushion. And by the way, we don’t have to walk home. We can just use one of my “short cuts” instead.
Papyrus: Yeah, no thanks. The way you and Dad just… appear in places out of thin air… is very creepy, brother.
Sans: Oh come on, bro, don’t think like that. Just trust me on this one; using one of my “short cuts” to get us home will all be worth it in the end. You do trust me, don’t you, Pap?
Papyrus: *sigh* I do, Sans. All right, let’s do it.
Sans: Hehe, great.
Moments later, Sans, Papyrus, and all four of the kids got in a circle and held hands.
Sans: Ok, now, I’ve never teleported this many people before. So, there may be a slight chance of something being out of place with one or more us once we arrive at the house.
Papyrus: Gah! I’ve changed my mind, I’m walking! *Papyrus exclaimed both angrily and nervously*
Sans: No way out of it. *claimed Sans as he pulled Papyrus back into the circle* Now, 3… 2… 1…
Immediately afterwards, Sans, Papyrus, MK, and the Dreemurr kids were all in the kitchen of Sans and Papyrus’s house! The “short cut” was successful and everyone wasn’t harmed at all as a result of it. …Well, everyone except Sans, that is. As a result of teleporting a group of people in addition to himself, Sans has caused his soul to actually crack! But only a tiny bit though; and as long as Sans doesn’t teleport someone or a group of people again for however long it takes him to walk from his house to Undyne and Alphy’s house at an average walking speed, his soul will return to its normal undamaged state. Sans’s teleportation powers aren’t entirely stable. And neither are Gaster’s. And the farther they teleport, the more damage they inflict on their souls! The two skeletons can teleport themselves without any issues but teleporting too many people at once can actually kill them! But only if they do it excessively though. Every once in a while is ok but all the time, no, not a good idea!
MK: My god, Sans! Having the ability to teleport is so cool!
Chara: …And convenient!
Asriel: Haha! I know, right? I wish I could teleport!
Papyrus: Eh, it’s not that impressive, kids.
Frisk: Pfft. Oh come on, Papy, you’re probably just saying that because you’re jealous that you can’t…
Papyrus: Hmmm, because I can’t what, Frisk?
Frisk: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *Frisk laughed for a currently unknown reason*
Papyrus: Huh? Frisk, what’s so funny? *asked Papyrus confusingly*
Frisk: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahaha!!!!!! *Frisk continued laughing*
Whatever Frisk is laughing at, it must be REALLY FUNNY because not too long afterwards, she fell to the kitchen floor while continuing to laugh.
Chara: Frisk, what the hell are you laughing at over there?! *asked Chara confusingly as she proceeded to turn her head towards Papyrus and her sister* …Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!! Oh my god!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!! That explains it!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Seconds later, Chara fell to the floor and then continued laughing at whatever is that’s so damn hilarious along with Frisk.
Papyrus: Huh? Now you’re laughing too, Chara?! Just what on earth is so funny?!
“What the heck are those girls laughing at?” Asriel and MK asked themselves as both Frisk and Chara continued laughing at whatever it is that’s so funny. Both boys were extremely confused about the current situation and with every passing second of hearing the girls’ laughter, they only became more and more confused. But fortunately for them however, their confused states didn’t last too long because the moment they officially faced the opposite direction, they finally saw the reason as to why the girls were laughing. And then not even one second after that, they started laughing too.
Asriel and MK: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~!!!!!!
Papyrus: Now you boys are laughing too?! Come on, what is so dang funny over there?!
Sans: Hey, Pap, could you tell me what time it is, please? My phone just died. *lied Sans*
Papyrus: Oh, absolutely, Sans! It’s…
As Papyrus reached down to pull his phone out of his right pants pocket, he realized something out of the ordinary. That being, his pants were down and around his ankles instead of up and around his waist!
Papyrus: *embarrassed gasp* SANS, YOU NINCOMPOOP, YOU PULLED MY PANTS DOWN AGAIN, DIDN’T YOU?!!!
Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK: *laughter intensifies* AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Sans: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Guilty as charged, bro!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
As a practical joke to make all four kids and himself laugh, Sans decided to pull Papyrus’s pants down, something of which he somehow managed to do while he was teleporting everyone and himself to both him and his brother’s home. Now, normally (and due to how frequently Sans does this around the kids), Sans and the kids don’t laugh all that hard whenever Papyrus’s get pulled pants down. But this time however, it was funnier. Partly due to the long amount of time it took Papyrus to realize that his pants were down but mostly due to a rather “interesting” pair of underwear that Papyrus is currently wearing. The underwear Papyrus is wearing right now is pair of underwear that Papyrus himself isn’t very fond of. Not because it’s super uncomfortable or anything, but for an entirely different reason. It has Mettaton EX’s head on the back of it with a very suggestive looking expression on his face and there is a text bubble next to his head saying the words, “Kiss me, darling!” Mettaton gave this pair of underwear to Papyrus as a present for helping him make his LARPing costume over the course of the past 3 days; and even though Papyrus didn’t really like the present, he pretended he did so he wouldn’t hurt Mettaton’s feelings; and then immediately afterwards, he hugged and thanked Mettaton for giving him the present. (Btw, I DO NOT ship Papyrus and Mettaton!)
Papyrus: DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THIS UNDERWEAR SHOULDN’T BE SEEN BY CHILDREN, BROTHER?!!! *exclaimed Papyrus as he pulled his pants back up* (Actually, why can’t this underwear be seen by children. I was only repeating what Undyne told me after I showed them to her.)
Sans: Hehehe. Ok, ok, I’m sorry bro. I just wanted to make these kiddos (and myself) laugh, that’s all.
Papyrus: *sigh* It’s ok Sans. I forgive you. Just try not to do that again when I’m wearing something like this, ok? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go change into my “battle body.”
A few seconds later, Papyrus went to his bedroom to change into his “battle body” for a reason currently unknown to everyone except Sans and then the four kids, along with Sans, went into the living room. And right off the bat as the kids and Sans entered the living room, the kids commented on the four holes in south-facing living room wall, holes that Sans created with Gaster Blaster beams yesterday morning when he, Lydia, and GK played a terrifying joke on Mettaton in an attempt to get him to stop doing his annoying “breaking and entering” habit as well as holes that are the perfect sizes to put Sans or kids ages 10-12 inside of. ;)
Asriel: *excited gasp* Hey, look! It’s the 4 holes from that video you showed us last night at Undyne’s party, Sans! You know, that video of you scaring Mettaton.
Sans: Hehe, yes; in the flesh; or should I say, “IN THE WALL?” Hehehehehehe.
Frisk: Well, HOLEy crap, Sans! Now that I’m seeing them up close, I’m even more impressed with them. I mean, just look at them. By blasting at this wall with your blasters yesterday to scare Mettaton, you unintentionally created 4 cylinder-shaped storage spaces!
Chara: Haha, storage spaces? Forget that, sis. Since you can see the kitchen through these holes and all, they should be used as to pass food, beverages, and dishes back and forth.
MK: Haha, yeah. …Or, or, you can use them as beds of some sort. *claimed MK with a cheeky grin on his face*
Chara: Pfft. Really, Lizzy Boy; beds?
MK: Haha! Of course! Here, let me test it out.
MK then crawled inside one of the four holes head first. And once he got inside, he was surprised to find out that it was surprisingly comfortable. Now, if only he could stop wiggling his feet and toes all the while he’s testing out one of the holes. He’s driving Chara, who has an amazing close-up view of his soles, crazy!
Chara: (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Holy crap, MK! You’re showing off your adorable soles again! I, uh, I… oh god, I can’t look away! They’re soooooo cuuuuuute! X333)
MK: Wooooooow! It’s the perfect size for kids like us, you guys! Sans, I hope you’re not planning on getting rid of these anytime soon! They’re soooo coooooool!
Sans: Hehe. Yeah, I agree, kiddo. (Hehe; didn’t plan on it, MK.) *thought Sans to himself as his practically permanent smile widened*
MK: Haha, cool! …What about you guys? *MK asked the Dreemurr kids* Do you agree too?
Frisk: Heeheeheehee! Oh, yes; certainly, MK.
Asriel: Heeheeheehee! Yeah, totally!
MK: Haha! Awesome! And what about you, Chara?
Chara: ………
MK: C-Chara, are you there, dude? What do you think of these holes?
Chara: ………
MK: C-Chara?! CharAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *MK laughed frantically all of a sudden due to someone (most likely Chara) tickling his scaly feet* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! N-N-N-NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, D-D-DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHON’T… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, DON’T TICKLE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MY FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET!!!!!!! *the young lizard boy pleaded* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! CHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, CHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARA, IS THAT YOU?!!!!!!! *squeak* HAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!
Chara: Heeheeheeheehee!! Of course it’s me, Lizzy Boy! Now, keep laughing for me! *demanded Chara as she dug her nails hard into the balls of MK’s feet* Mwahahahahahaha!!
MK: GEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *MK laughed even harder* OHOHOHOHOH, OHOHOHOHOHOH PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE!!!!!!!! GUHUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! CHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARA, NOHOHOHOHO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOHOHOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHOHORE!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Chara: (Oh no! Ugh, why do his feet have to be so flippin’ cute?! Aaaaaaaah! I can’t lick them in front of Sans! I can’t, I can’t, I…) *thought Chara to herself as she unintentionally began moving her face closer to MK’s feet with the intention of licking his soles*
But then, just before Chara could actually lick MK’s feet, Papyrus, who had just finished changing into his “battle body,” pulled MK out of the cubby hole he was lying in on the other side of the wall in the kitchen. Talk about luck there!
Frisk: Huh? What happened? Where’d MK go? *asked Frisk very confusedly*
MK: I’m right here, Frisk! *answered MK, who was currently being carried in Papyrus’s arms*
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Worry not, Frisk! For as you can see, I, the Great Papyrus, have saved MK from any further tickles to his adorable little feet! Nyeh heh heh!
Chara: (Oh my god; Papyrus, thank you!) *Chara thought to herself with a relieved look on her face*
Asriel: Huh. Say, Papyrus, why did you change into your “battle body” just now? I thought we weren’t going to see you LARP until later this afternoon.
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! You will be seeing me LARP later this afternoon, Little Asgore. The reason I changed into my “battle body” just now is because Sans and I are going to… Tklahsgionwqiuerjiqophqoipjjosnvxmcnvznjerksnjanieirowhhqurpiethuinsgrbjklbsdjk…
Before Papyrus could finish his sentence, Sans summoned a bone and placed it in Papyrus’s mouth to muffle his speech. Sans and Papyrus have a surprise in store for the kids and Sans doesn’t exactly want his younger brother accidentally spilling the beans about it to them just yet. But, despite that accidental slip-up and despite being rather naïve at times, Papyrus is actually very trustworthy when it comes to keeping secrets. And he is leaps and bounds better at it than Mettaton ever will be!
Sans: Say kiddos, you know that toolshed Pap and I have been working on for quite some time now?
MK: Oh yeah, your cool toolshed aka your “coolshed!” What about it?
Just like their former house in Snowdin, Sans and Papyrus’s house on the surface has a shed right next to it. And like their shed in Snowdin, their shed on the surface has barely anything in it. But for quite some time however, Sans and Papyrus have been remodeling the interior of the shed and both of them claim that their new interior is nothing like any other toolshed interior in town. So, because of the Skelebros’ rather bold statement, the kids have been very curious to see exactly why that is. And now that the interior is finally finished, Sans and Papyrus are going to show it to them very shortly. That is, unless they get distracted by something on their way to the shed.
Sans: Well, Pap and I just finished remodeling the interior of it not too long ago and we’d like to show it off to you kiddos yet this morning.
Frisk: Heh. That’s awesome, Sans!
Sans: Hehehe. Thanks, kid. So what do ya say? Wanna go see it right now?
Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK: Heck yeah!
Sans: Cool, let’s go then.
With that said; Sans removed the bone from Papyrus’s mouth and then he, Papyrus, and the four kids walked to the toolshed. But on their way there however, the four kids saw a vehicle in Sans and Papyrus’s driveway (a vehicle they have never seen before) and started asking Sans a bunch of questions about it.
Frisk: Hey, Sans, what’s this vehicle doing here in your driveway? I thought you said you weren’t having any visitors besides us today.
Sans: Oh yeah, that’s right. I forgot to tell you kiddos. I picked up another part-time job recently.
Chara: Really Sans? 25 part time jobs weren’t enough?
Sans: Hehe. Nope.
MK: So, what’s this vehicle used for anyway?
Sans: Why, it’s used for Driver’s Ed of course. Driver’s Ed… for BEARS. *replied Sans all cheekily*
As another part-time job, Sans teaches bears… TO DRIVE! Because… why not? XD ………Actually, no, well, not exclusively bears, anyway; because he teaches other types of monsters, as well as humans, too. …But that’s not going to stop him from trying to trick the kids into thinking that he teaches bears though. He already has Papyrus fooled, so now he wants to see if he can fool the kids too. XD
Asriel: Um, Driver’s Ed for what now? *asked Asriel very confusingly*
Sans: You heard me, Fluffybuns Jr. I said Driver’s Ed for bears. Hehe; that’s right, I’m a part-time Driver’s Ed instructor and I teach bears how to drive. And, as you can probably tell, I’m not emBEARrassed about it one bit.
Papyrus: *gasp* Oh no!!! Not the bear puns again!!!
Frisk: You teach bears how to drive, Sans?! That’s unBEARlievable! Hahahahaha!
Papyrus: *gasp* Oh no!!! Not you too, Frisk!!!
Sans: Hahahaha! Good one, kiddo!
Frisk: Haha! Thanks, Sans!
Chara: Well, that certainly explains all of the jars of honey and containers of apples and berries in the backseat.
The apples and berries in the backseat of the Driver’s Ed vehicle are monster apples and berries. Unlike standard fruit, monster fruit is always fresh and doesn’t ever spoil. And because monster fruit doesn’t ever spoil, these containers of fruit can stay inside the vehicle 24/7.
Sans: Oh yeah, those things. Yeah, I give them to the bears every time they do a good job with their driving lessons. (I’m actually just holding onto those for a friend. His name is Barry.) Helps motivate ‘em, you know. And it’s probably a good thing I have em’ too. Because otherwise; my driving lessons would be very hard to… BEAR. Hehehehe.
Papyrus: Oh no!!! Not another one!!!
MK: So, do your driving lessons actually help them, Sans?
Sans: Why, of course they do. You kiddos know that grizzly bear that LOVES politics?
Frisk: Oh, yeah, the one in the orange zip-up jacket; BARRY. What about him?
Sans: Well, I taught him how to drive. But, I gotta to be honest with you though; teaching him to drive was no easy task; because the entire time, he’d just on and on about “dem wonderful politics” during every single lesson. It was almost unBEARable to listen to; and because he’s always going on and on about “dem wonderful politics” all the time, he BEARly passed his driver’s test. (I actually don’t mind it at all when he talks about politics. Just wanted to make some more bear puns, that’s all. Hehehehehe. XD)
Papyrus: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! *shouted Papyrus, continuing to express his disgust for Sans’s continuous puns*
Sans: Hehehe. Still though, he got what he worked hard for in the long run. And right after he passed his test, he went home and celebrated by eating bowls of porridge with his wife, aka his HONEY, and his 6-year-old son. Then after that, he grabbed the TV remote with his BEAR hands and then watched TV until it was time for him to go to bed. And then finally, at the end of the day, he went into his bedroom and plopped right down on his bed that’s too hard and got a good night’s rest.
Chara: Haha! That’s awesome Sans!
Sans: Hehe. Thanks, kid. And I have to admit too; teaching bears to drive is a surprisingly rewarding experience. Really, the only problems I have with it are times when I have to change the tires on the vehicle. Changing tires REALLY makes me TIREd due to how much my bare bones ache by the time I’m finished. …Hehe. And I bet if bears changed tires, their BEAR bones would ache too. Hehehehehe.
Papyrus: Sans, enough with the bear puns already!!!
Asriel: (Hmmmmm.) *thought Asriel cheekily to himself*
Moments later, Asriel thought of something to say that he thinks will make everyone except Papyrus laugh.
Asriel: Hey, Sans, you ever notice how MK and I always go everywhere with bare feet? *asked Asriel as he and MK tapped their toes against the ground*
Chara: (And extremely cute bare feet at that!!) *thought Chara to herself as she stared at the boys’ feet (primarily MK’s) while blushing heavily*
Sans: Hehe. Why, yes, I have noticed that, Fluffybuns Jr. Why do you ask? (Hehehe. I believe I know where you’re going with this, Fluffybuns, Jr. ;) Hehehe.)
Asriel: Well, all of those bears you teach to drive always go everywhere with… BEAR feet! Hahahahaha!!
Papyrus: *gasp* Little Asgore, not you too!
Sans: Hahahahahaha!! Good one, “Kid.”
Papyrus: Ugh. Sans, are we going to show them the shed or not?!!! *asked Papyrus with an annoyed tone in his voice*
Frisk: Oh yeah, hehehe, we forgot about that. Ehehehehe. Sorry for holding you up, Sans.
MK: Yeah, we’re sorry Sans. *MK said while continuing to tap his toes against the ground along with Asriel*
Sans: Hehe, no worries, kiddos. Teaching bears to drive isn’t exactly something you hear about every day. If I was your age, I would’ve asked a bunch of questions about it too. …Now, without any further delay, let’s go to the shed. Chara, you ready to go as well?
Chara: .........
Sans: Uh, Chara, you ok there, kiddo?
Chara: ………
Due to her rather strong foot fetish, Chara is her own little fantasy world right now. Again, she likes monster feet a lot (primarily MK’s) and seeing his toes along with Asriel’s toes wiggle and splay against the ground has made her almost completely unaware of her current surroundings. In addition, her face is as red as a tomato with blush and her nose looks like it’s about to bleed!
Sans: Chara!!!
Chara: Huh. Oh, yes; yes, Sans! Everything’s fine! *Chara responded nervously as she snapped back to reality* So, do you teach wild bears to drive as well? *Chara asked, changing the subject in an attempt to avoid any further questions from Sans about what just happened moments ago*
Sans knows that Chara’s hiding something. She’s been acting rather strange ever since the day started. But rather than asking her about what she’s hiding, he decided to respond to the question she just asked him instead. And as casually as possible, while pretending that nothing out of the ordinary just happened, he replied to her question by saying,
Sans: Nope, I only teach monster bears, Chara. But believe me though; I would absolutely love to teach wild bears as well. …Heh. Just imagine it kiddos, me, Sans the Skeleton, being the first individual in the state of Oregon to teach a wild bear to drive. …*sigh* Of course now that I think about it, some tourist attraction guy might beat me to it.
Frisk: Really? And who might that be, Sans? *Frisk asked Sans both confusedly and curiously*
Sans: Hehe; no one in particular. …Now, enough talking. Let’s go to the shed.
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Chapter 4: The Beginning of Sans’s Revenge!!! ;)
After a rather lengthy discussion about his work as a Driver’s Ed instructor, Sans, along with Papyrus and the four kids, finally made his way into the toolshed. And upon entering the toolshed, each one of the four kids were completely surprised with what Sans and Papyrus did to the interior of it. Every square inch of the floor, walls, and ceiling were completely padded!
Chara: Oh my god, you guys! This place looks like a giant cell for one of those insane asylum patients!
Papyrus: Huh, really? So, what are you saying, Chara? Are you saying you don’t like it? *asked Papyrus worriedly, fearing that Chara will say tell him she doesn’t like the new design of the toolshed’s interior*
Chara: Huh. Oh no, not at all Papyrus! *assured Chara* If anything, I’m saying the exact opposite of that!
Papyrus: Oh, ok, good! Whew!
Moments later, MK, being the clumsy lizard boy that he is, accidentally tripped and fell flat onto his face on the padded floor.
MK: Ooooof!!! …Hey, I didn’t hurt myself this time! The padding on this floor is so nice and soft! …Hehe; awesome!
Asriel: Um, Sans, try not to take this the wrong way or anything, but even you have admit that this looks a bit creepy.
Frisk: Heh; yeah, Sans, I’m with Azzy on this one. In fact, why exactly did you and Papy design the interior like this?
Sans: Oh, I am so glad you asked kiddo. *responded Sans with an evil grin on his face*
Frisk: Wait, what do mean by that, Sans? *asked Frisk nervously, very nervously*
Sans: You’re about to find out. *claimed Sans in the one the most intimidating voices ever*
With that said; Sans lifted Frisk and MK up off of the padded floor a few inches with his gravity manipulation powers. Then a few seconds after that, he moved the two kids towards himself and said to both of them,
Sans: It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you… SHOULD BE LAUGHING LIKE HELL.
Then, while chuckling “evilly,” Sans lifted both Frisk and MK at least six more feet up into the air; and then by the time he was finished, he said to them “menacingly,”
Sans: …Because it’s finally time for my revenge!
Chara and Asriel: (*gasp* Sans wants revenge on Frisk and MK for tickle torturing him for an entire hour last April!)
Frisk: *horrified gasp* Oh no, not that! Anything but that! *Frisk shouted nervously*
Then, not fooling anyone, MK said to Sans frighteningly,
MK: Um, Sans, I’m, I’m not t-ticklish anymore, dude! So, uh, I p-probably wouldn’t try to t-tickle me if I were you! Because, uh, you w-won’t get any reaction out of me w-whatsoever! ...Am I talking too much? I feel like I’m talking too much!
Frisk, Chara, and Asriel: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! *the three Dreemurr kids laughed heartily upon hearing MK’s completely false statement about him not being ticklish anymore*
Frisk: (Oh my god! Azzy said practically the same thing to Mom yesterday right before she started “Princess Tickle Time!” Did Azzy get the idea to say something like that from MK? Or, is it the other way around? …Do MK and Azzy have tickling adventures without me and Chara? Hmmmmm.)
Chara: (Seriously, Lizzy Boy?! You think Sans is gonna fall for that?! XD Come on! That’s like saying your feet aren’t extremely cute… just like you yourself… and Justin! X33)
Sans: Hehehehehe. So MK, you say you’re not ticklish anymore, huh? *Sans asked, playing along with MK*
At this point, Sans dropped his intimidating act, which made both Frisk and MK feel less nervous about the entire situation but not quite enough to make them stop feeling nervous entirely.
MK: Y-yes, that’s right! I’m n-not ticklish anymore! *lied MK once again* So, c-could you put me down, please?
Sans: Hmmmmm.
MK: P-Please, dude?
Sans: Hmm, I can. But, on the other hand, if you say you’re not ticklish anymore, MK; then that means you shouldn’t react at all… when I do this! Hehehehehehehehehehehe!
At that moment, Sans mischievously made both Frisk and MK unleash explosive laughter by summoning exactly 60 bones to tickle the two of them! And mischievous Sans was! 4 bones kneaded into Frisk and MK’s sides; 8 bones tickled Frisk and MK’s ribs as if they were playing them like xylophones, gently striking every individual rib as they acoustically played a song on them that couldn’t be heard by anyone in the room (Megalovania, perhaps?); 4 bones rubbed against Frisk and MK’s necks; 4 bones continuously dug into Frisk and MK’s armpits; 6 bones gently and continuously poked every inch of Frisk and MK’s tummies; 2 bones gently and continuously poked Frisk and MK’s bellybuttons; 8 bones glided along Frisk and MK’s spinal regions; 4 bones continuously pressed and into the backs of Frisk and MK’s knees; 10 bones devilishly tickled MK’s feet (6 of them are rubbing against the undersides of his six toes, 2 of them are rubbing against his balls, and 2 of them are gliding against his arches and heels); and 10 bones rubbed against the underside of MK’s tail (MK’s most ticklish spot!).
Frisk and MK: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Frisk: SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANS, STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAP!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! (Oh my goodness; good thing I still have my shoes and socks on!)
Sans: Hehehe. Nope. …And let’s be honest here, kiddos, you knew damn well that this was eventually going to happen.
MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! *squeak* OK, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, I’M STILL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA, I’M STILL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA, I’M STILL TICKLISH!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeak* AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Hehehe. Of course you are, MK! You can’t fool me! Your “big brother,” Sans, knows things, many things. …Sometimes things you not might expect he would know. *claimed Sans teasingly* Hehehe.
Frisk and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Hehehe. Holy hell, you kiddos are loud!
As Sans tickled Frisk and MK, Papyrus stood idly by alongside Asriel and Chara and watched him.
Chara: Hahahahahahaha! Hohohoholy crahahahap! Sans, you are sooooooo AWESOME!!
Asriel: Hahaha! I know, right? Hahaha! Tickling those two troublemakers like that; hahaha, don’t let up on them now, not even for one second!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Yes, good job, Sans. It’s about time we give these FOUR CHILDREN the tickling of their lives. *stated Papyrus with an “evil” smile on his face* Nyehehehehe!
Chara and Asriel: Hehehehehehehe! *Chara and Asriel chuckled, not appearing to notice what Papyrus just said* ………Wait, FOUR CHILDREN?! *they asked very, very nervously, realizing what Papyrus was implying* What do you mean by FOUR CHILDREN, Papyrus?!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! It means that while Sans is tickling Frisk and MK over there, I’m going to be tickling YOU TWO KIDS over here! Nyehehehehehehehe!
Chara and Asriel: *frightened gasp*
Chara: RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Not even one second later, Chara and Asriel starting running as fast as they could over to the front entrance of the padded shed. But once they got there though, the two children were stopped dead in their tracks by Sans, who was still tickling Frisk and MK. While keeping his ticklish assault going on Frisk and MK, Sans froze Chara and Asriel in place with his telekinetic powers. Then after he did that, he lifted them up into the air and slowly moved them back over to Papyrus, who was just itching to tickle two ticklish kids like them.
Sans: Uh-uh; no way out of it, kiddos! For the next while, not gonna say how long, you’re gonna be the victims of 2 SPOOKY SCARY FUNNY BONE TICKLERS!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! That’s right! And don’t even bother trying to yell for help! This shed is completely sound-proof, meaning that no one, not a single person, will be able to hear you anywhere outside as you laugh… and laugh… and laugh… and laugh… and laugh… ALL… DAY… LONG!
Chara and Asriel: *gulp*
Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe~!!!! *Papyrus cackled “evilly” as he summoned an onslaught of bones to tickle Chara and Asriel with*
At that moment, Papyrus, like Sans did a while ago to tickle Frisk and MK, mischievously summoned 60 bones to tickle Chara and Asriel! 4 bones kneaded into Chara and Asriel’s sides; 8 bones tickled Chara and Asriel’s ribs as if they were playing them like xylophones, gently striking every individual rib as they acoustically played a song on them that couldn’t be heard by anyone in the room (Bonetrousle, perhaps?); 4 bones rubbed against Chara and Asriel’s necks; 4 bones continuously dug into Chara and Asriel’s armpits; 6 bones gently and continuously poked every inch of Chara and Asriel’s tummies; 2 bones gently and continuously poked Chara and Asriel’s bellybuttons; 8 bones glided along Chara and Asriel’s spinal regions despite the fact that their backs were pressed against the floor’s padding; 4 bones continuously pressed into the backs of Chara and Asriel’s knees; and 20 bones devilishly tickled Asriel’s feet (6 of them are poking each one of his six toes, 6 of them are drilling into the undersides of his six toes, 4 of them are sawing the spaces in between his toes, 2 of them are caressing his balls, and 2 of them are gliding along his arches and heels)! And no matter where Chara and Asriel tried to move along the padded floor, the bones followed them, not ceasing their ticklish assaults for even a second. Asriel was completely losing his mind, laughing and bleating uncontrollably as several bones continuously rubbed against his many sweet spots. But Chara on the other hand, not so much. Since Chara’s feet, the most ticklish parts of her body, are protected by her shoes and socks, she was able to tolerate the tickle torture remarkably well. But when Papyrus removes her shoes and socks however, then it will be a completely different story. ;) (The same can also be said when Sans removes Frisk’s shoes and socks. ;))
Asriel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed incredibly hysterically and frantically, squirming and thrashing on the padded floor as much as he could with every passing second* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *he bleated… just like that of an actual baby goat* GJOSERIUVSIURVHUIVUISLZERISLEHSIUEHGRIUVSLBRUVSIULRSRGAS!!!!!!!!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Chara laughed frantically, but not nearly as frantically as Asriel… or Frisk or MK for that matter* PAHAHAHAHAHAHAPYRUS, YOOHOOHOOHOOU SEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAHOHOHOHOHORSE, WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT GIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIVES?!!! *she asked Papyrus, confused as to why he’s tickling her and Asriel the same way Sans is currently tickling Frisk and MK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AZZY AND I DIDN’T DOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO ANYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHY AHAHAHAHAHARE WE BEING PUHUHUHUHUHUHUNISHED FOHOHOHOHOR SOMETHING WE DIDN’T DOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!
Papyrus: Nyehehehehe! Chara, you and Little Asgore aren’t being punished for anything. Since you two love being tickled so much, this is just for fun!
It’s true! Chara and Asriel are being tickled for fun. And although it may not look or sound like it at the moment, so are Frisk and MK! Sans and Papyrus have absolutely no intentions of harming these four children. None at all! As these kids’ “big brothers,” one of their primary duties is to make them laugh. …And sometimes the best way to do that is with tickles. Lots and lots of tickles! :D
Papyrus: Now, face the almighty power of the Great Papyrus, kids!!!
*shouted Papyrus as he slightly increased the ticking speed of his floating magical bones* Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!
Sans: And his brother, Sans the Skeleton. Hehehehehehehehe. …Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on, kiddos!!! *shouted Sans as he too slightly increased the tickling speed of his floating magical bones*
Frisk, MK, and Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! *Frisk, MK, and Asriel laughed even harder as they tried their absolute best to fend off the floating bones that were tickling them to precious pieces*
Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOU’RE GOHOHOHOHOHONNA PAY FOHOHOHOHOHOR THIS, YOOHOOHOOHOOHOOU BOHOHOHOHOHONEHEHEHEHEADS!!! *claimed Chara through her adorable laughter as she wiggled and squiggled on the padded floor right next to Asriel* EEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!
2 minutes later…
Frisk, MK, and Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!
Sans: Hehehehehe; so cool; so cool; so cool; so cool. Hehehehehe. *chuckled Sans while placing Frisk and MK on the padded floor with his telekinesis*
After setting Frisk and MK on the floor, and while continuing his ticklish assault on the two of them with his floating bones, Sans crept slowly over to Frisk. And while Sans was doing that Papyrus crept slowly over to Chara. Then, a few seconds after that, Sans and Papyrus, very teasingly (and skillfully), removed Frisk and Chara’s shoes.
Frisk and Chara: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHO SAHAHAHAHAHAHANS/PAHAHAHAHAPYRUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHON’T TAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE OUR SHOES OFF!!!!! *the two girls pleaded through their laughter* GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU~!!!!!
But Sans and Papyrus did not listen. They just kept on removing the two girls’ shoes. ;)
Sans: Hehehehehehehe. Get out of here, shoes. Go on, get out of here. …Hehehe; or should I say, “SHOO?” Hehehehehehehehehehe.
Papyrus: Ugh! Again with the puns, Sans?!
Sans: Hehehe. Yep.
After Frisk and Chara’s shoes were removed, both Sans and Papyrus began peeling off their socks to reveal their small pairs of extremely ticklish feet. ;)
Frisk and Chara: AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHON’T TAKE OUR SOHOHOHOHOHOCKS OFF TOO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANS/PAHAHAHAHAHAHAPYRUS, PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE DOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHON’T TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE OUR SOCKS OFF TOO!!!!! *the two girls pleaded nervously through their laughter as they felt their socks being pulled off in such teasing manners* GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU!!!!! LEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAVE THEM ON!!!!! EEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!
A few seconds later, both Frisk and Chara’s socks were completely removed.
Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehe!! Now the real fun can begin!! *claimed Papyrus charismatically as he wrapped his left arm around Chara’s ankles* Nyehehehehehehehehe!!
San: Hehehe. *chuckled Sans as he wrapped his right arm around Frisk’s ankles* Oh yes, I agree. Hehehehehe.
Moments later…
Sans: And now for our FEETure presentation! *teased Sans “evilly” as he began tickling Frisk’s bare feet with his bony left hand fingers, gliding them ever so slightly and rapidly all along her soles, slipping and sliding them in between her toes, poking her toes one by one with them, etc. etc.* Muehuehuehuehuehuehue!!
Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehehehe!! Agreed!! Nyehehehehehehehehehehe!! *laughed Papyrus “evilly” as he began tickling Chara’s bare feet with his bony right hand fingers the same exact ways Sans is tickling Frisk’s bare feet with his bony left hand fingers*
Frisk and Chara: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!! *the two girls laughed hysterically, squealing and shrieking as bony fingers danced all along their bare feet so teasingly and “evilly” (and as floating bones continued tickling them practically everywhere else on their sensitive bodies)* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA, NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOT OUR FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Asriel and MK: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *the two boys laughed hysterically along with the girls as floating bones continued tickling them* HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOLY MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOLY, THIS TICKLES SOHOHOHOHOHO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! OOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
With Sans and Papyrus tickling Frisk and Chara’s bare feet the ways they currently are, Frisk and Chara, along with MK and Asriel, are now completely at the Skelebros’ mercy! :D They’re wiggling and squiggling on the floor like cute little jellies; they have the most priceless expressions on their cute little faces; they’re screaming at the top of their lungs with some of the most hysterical laughter the Skelebros have ever heard from them, etc. etc. Sans and Papyrus’s eye sockets were having a feast and the kids’ laughter was music to their nonexistent ears. But Sans and Papyrus aren’t done tickling them yet; not even close. ;) And why should they be? They’ve only just started! ;)
Sans and Papyrus: Muehuehuehuehuehue!!/Nyehehehehehehehe!! *The Skelebros laughed in an “evil” manner, super proud of themselves for tickling 4 adorable children like the Dreemurr kids and MK*
2 minutes later...
Sans: SWITCH!!
By shouting, “SWITCH,” Sans has just given Papyrus the indication to tickle a different child’s feet with their bony fingers. And after a few seconds, that’s exactly what they did. While continuing their ticklish assaults with their floating bones yet again, they stopped tickling the girls’ feet with their bony fingers and began tickling the boys’ feet with their bony fingers, gliding them ever so slightly and rapidly all along their soles, slipping and sliding them in between their toes, poking their toes one by one with them, etc. etc. All while the floating bones that tickled Asriel and MK’s feet moments ago tickled Chara and Frisk’s feet. :)
Frisk and Chara: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! *the two girls laughed very hysterically upon feeling a bunch of floating bones tickle their bare feet the same way they tickled the boys’ feet moments ago*
Asriel: BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed even harder as Papyrus began tickling his feet with his bony fingers* OHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOSH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! PAHAHAHAHAPY, YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUR FINGERS TIIIIIIICKLE MOHOHOHOHOHORE THAHAHAHAHAHAN YOHOHOHOHOHOHOUR BOHOHOHOHOHONES!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *he bleated adorably as he felt Papyrus’s fingers touch 2 of the spaces in between his toes* OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHOH GOHOHOOHOHOHOHOD, NOHOHOOHOHOHOOT IN BETWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEN THE TOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!!!!!!!!! *he pleaded* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Papyrus: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! X33 You’re so cute and adorable, Little Asgore!! Nyehehehehe!! Especially when I, The Great Papyrus, tickle you where you’re most ticklish! Nyehehehehe!!
Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! (*gasp* What… the… heck?! How did Papyrus know that I’m most ticklish in between my toes?! Did Frisk tell him?! Did MK tell him?! Did “Uncle” Gaster tell him?!) *Asriel thought confusedly to himself*
For some reason, Papyrus knows exactly where Asriel and Chara are most ticklish, which is super weird considering the fact that he’s never tickled Asriel and Chara before. :/
MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *MK laughed even harder as Sans tickled his feet with his bony fingers* SAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHANS, NOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHON’T USE YOHOHOHOHOHHOUR FINGERS!!!!!!!!!! *he pleaded* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I HAHAAHAHAHAHAHATE THEHEHEHEM!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATE THEHEHEHEM SOHOHOHOHO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely a second time* EEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Huh. You don’t like it when I tickle you with my fingers, MK?
MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! NOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, I JUHUHUHUHUST TOHOHOHOHOLD YOU I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATE THEM!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely a third time* GAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Huh. Well, that’s too bad. …Because that means you’re REALLY not gonna like what we have in store for you kiddos next. *claimed Sans as his practically permanent smile widened* Hehehehehehehehe.
MK, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara: (Wait!! What the heck does he mean by that?!!) *the kids thought nervously to themselves as they continued laughing hysterically and adorably at the same time* FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
PART 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31298753/
PART 3: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31342624/
PART 4: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31363448/
Undertale© Toby Fox.
SPOOKY SCARY FUNNY BONE TICKLERS
Chapter 3: To the Skelebros’ House We Go
Moments later… after Gaster and GK left…
MK: Hey, Papyrus, where’s your car? *asked MK confusedly*
Papyrus: Why, it’s at my house, MK. I walked here yesterday. So, we’re going to have to take Sans’s car instead.
Sans: Ooh, my car’s back at the house too.
Papyrus: What?!!! I thought I told you to drive here yesterday, Sans!!! *Papyrus shouted angrily at Sans, but not too angrily* Why didn’t you listen to me?!!! Ugh, now we have to walk home!!!
Sans: Hey, I’m sorry, Pap. It’s just that using my “short cuts” is so much easier than driving. And that way, I’m only using up one type of… GAS. *pulls out a whoopee cushion and then squeezes it*
*Pbffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Papyrus: Ugh, seriously Sans?!!! Again with the whoopee cushion?!!!
Sans: Hehehehehe. Yes, bro, again with the whoopee cushion. And by the way, we don’t have to walk home. We can just use one of my “short cuts” instead.
Papyrus: Yeah, no thanks. The way you and Dad just… appear in places out of thin air… is very creepy, brother.
Sans: Oh come on, bro, don’t think like that. Just trust me on this one; using one of my “short cuts” to get us home will all be worth it in the end. You do trust me, don’t you, Pap?
Papyrus: *sigh* I do, Sans. All right, let’s do it.
Sans: Hehe, great.
Moments later, Sans, Papyrus, and all four of the kids got in a circle and held hands.
Sans: Ok, now, I’ve never teleported this many people before. So, there may be a slight chance of something being out of place with one or more us once we arrive at the house.
Papyrus: Gah! I’ve changed my mind, I’m walking! *Papyrus exclaimed both angrily and nervously*
Sans: No way out of it. *claimed Sans as he pulled Papyrus back into the circle* Now, 3… 2… 1…
Immediately afterwards, Sans, Papyrus, MK, and the Dreemurr kids were all in the kitchen of Sans and Papyrus’s house! The “short cut” was successful and everyone wasn’t harmed at all as a result of it. …Well, everyone except Sans, that is. As a result of teleporting a group of people in addition to himself, Sans has caused his soul to actually crack! But only a tiny bit though; and as long as Sans doesn’t teleport someone or a group of people again for however long it takes him to walk from his house to Undyne and Alphy’s house at an average walking speed, his soul will return to its normal undamaged state. Sans’s teleportation powers aren’t entirely stable. And neither are Gaster’s. And the farther they teleport, the more damage they inflict on their souls! The two skeletons can teleport themselves without any issues but teleporting too many people at once can actually kill them! But only if they do it excessively though. Every once in a while is ok but all the time, no, not a good idea!
MK: My god, Sans! Having the ability to teleport is so cool!
Chara: …And convenient!
Asriel: Haha! I know, right? I wish I could teleport!
Papyrus: Eh, it’s not that impressive, kids.
Frisk: Pfft. Oh come on, Papy, you’re probably just saying that because you’re jealous that you can’t…
Papyrus: Hmmm, because I can’t what, Frisk?
Frisk: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *Frisk laughed for a currently unknown reason*
Papyrus: Huh? Frisk, what’s so funny? *asked Papyrus confusingly*
Frisk: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahaha!!!!!! *Frisk continued laughing*
Whatever Frisk is laughing at, it must be REALLY FUNNY because not too long afterwards, she fell to the kitchen floor while continuing to laugh.
Chara: Frisk, what the hell are you laughing at over there?! *asked Chara confusingly as she proceeded to turn her head towards Papyrus and her sister* …Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!! Oh my god!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!! That explains it!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Seconds later, Chara fell to the floor and then continued laughing at whatever is that’s so damn hilarious along with Frisk.
Papyrus: Huh? Now you’re laughing too, Chara?! Just what on earth is so funny?!
“What the heck are those girls laughing at?” Asriel and MK asked themselves as both Frisk and Chara continued laughing at whatever it is that’s so funny. Both boys were extremely confused about the current situation and with every passing second of hearing the girls’ laughter, they only became more and more confused. But fortunately for them however, their confused states didn’t last too long because the moment they officially faced the opposite direction, they finally saw the reason as to why the girls were laughing. And then not even one second after that, they started laughing too.
Asriel and MK: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~!!!!!!
Papyrus: Now you boys are laughing too?! Come on, what is so dang funny over there?!
Sans: Hey, Pap, could you tell me what time it is, please? My phone just died. *lied Sans*
Papyrus: Oh, absolutely, Sans! It’s…
As Papyrus reached down to pull his phone out of his right pants pocket, he realized something out of the ordinary. That being, his pants were down and around his ankles instead of up and around his waist!
Papyrus: *embarrassed gasp* SANS, YOU NINCOMPOOP, YOU PULLED MY PANTS DOWN AGAIN, DIDN’T YOU?!!!
Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK: *laughter intensifies* AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Sans: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Guilty as charged, bro!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
As a practical joke to make all four kids and himself laugh, Sans decided to pull Papyrus’s pants down, something of which he somehow managed to do while he was teleporting everyone and himself to both him and his brother’s home. Now, normally (and due to how frequently Sans does this around the kids), Sans and the kids don’t laugh all that hard whenever Papyrus’s get pulled pants down. But this time however, it was funnier. Partly due to the long amount of time it took Papyrus to realize that his pants were down but mostly due to a rather “interesting” pair of underwear that Papyrus is currently wearing. The underwear Papyrus is wearing right now is pair of underwear that Papyrus himself isn’t very fond of. Not because it’s super uncomfortable or anything, but for an entirely different reason. It has Mettaton EX’s head on the back of it with a very suggestive looking expression on his face and there is a text bubble next to his head saying the words, “Kiss me, darling!” Mettaton gave this pair of underwear to Papyrus as a present for helping him make his LARPing costume over the course of the past 3 days; and even though Papyrus didn’t really like the present, he pretended he did so he wouldn’t hurt Mettaton’s feelings; and then immediately afterwards, he hugged and thanked Mettaton for giving him the present. (Btw, I DO NOT ship Papyrus and Mettaton!)
Papyrus: DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THIS UNDERWEAR SHOULDN’T BE SEEN BY CHILDREN, BROTHER?!!! *exclaimed Papyrus as he pulled his pants back up* (Actually, why can’t this underwear be seen by children. I was only repeating what Undyne told me after I showed them to her.)
Sans: Hehehe. Ok, ok, I’m sorry bro. I just wanted to make these kiddos (and myself) laugh, that’s all.
Papyrus: *sigh* It’s ok Sans. I forgive you. Just try not to do that again when I’m wearing something like this, ok? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go change into my “battle body.”
A few seconds later, Papyrus went to his bedroom to change into his “battle body” for a reason currently unknown to everyone except Sans and then the four kids, along with Sans, went into the living room. And right off the bat as the kids and Sans entered the living room, the kids commented on the four holes in south-facing living room wall, holes that Sans created with Gaster Blaster beams yesterday morning when he, Lydia, and GK played a terrifying joke on Mettaton in an attempt to get him to stop doing his annoying “breaking and entering” habit as well as holes that are the perfect sizes to put Sans or kids ages 10-12 inside of. ;)
Asriel: *excited gasp* Hey, look! It’s the 4 holes from that video you showed us last night at Undyne’s party, Sans! You know, that video of you scaring Mettaton.
Sans: Hehe, yes; in the flesh; or should I say, “IN THE WALL?” Hehehehehehe.
Frisk: Well, HOLEy crap, Sans! Now that I’m seeing them up close, I’m even more impressed with them. I mean, just look at them. By blasting at this wall with your blasters yesterday to scare Mettaton, you unintentionally created 4 cylinder-shaped storage spaces!
Chara: Haha, storage spaces? Forget that, sis. Since you can see the kitchen through these holes and all, they should be used as to pass food, beverages, and dishes back and forth.
MK: Haha, yeah. …Or, or, you can use them as beds of some sort. *claimed MK with a cheeky grin on his face*
Chara: Pfft. Really, Lizzy Boy; beds?
MK: Haha! Of course! Here, let me test it out.
MK then crawled inside one of the four holes head first. And once he got inside, he was surprised to find out that it was surprisingly comfortable. Now, if only he could stop wiggling his feet and toes all the while he’s testing out one of the holes. He’s driving Chara, who has an amazing close-up view of his soles, crazy!
Chara: (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Holy crap, MK! You’re showing off your adorable soles again! I, uh, I… oh god, I can’t look away! They’re soooooo cuuuuuute! X333)
MK: Wooooooow! It’s the perfect size for kids like us, you guys! Sans, I hope you’re not planning on getting rid of these anytime soon! They’re soooo coooooool!
Sans: Hehe. Yeah, I agree, kiddo. (Hehe; didn’t plan on it, MK.) *thought Sans to himself as his practically permanent smile widened*
MK: Haha, cool! …What about you guys? *MK asked the Dreemurr kids* Do you agree too?
Frisk: Heeheeheehee! Oh, yes; certainly, MK.
Asriel: Heeheeheehee! Yeah, totally!
MK: Haha! Awesome! And what about you, Chara?
Chara: ………
MK: C-Chara, are you there, dude? What do you think of these holes?
Chara: ………
MK: C-Chara?! CharAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *MK laughed frantically all of a sudden due to someone (most likely Chara) tickling his scaly feet* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! N-N-N-NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, D-D-DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHON’T… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, DON’T TICKLE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MY FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET!!!!!!! *the young lizard boy pleaded* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! CHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, CHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARA, IS THAT YOU?!!!!!!! *squeak* HAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!
Chara: Heeheeheeheehee!! Of course it’s me, Lizzy Boy! Now, keep laughing for me! *demanded Chara as she dug her nails hard into the balls of MK’s feet* Mwahahahahahaha!!
MK: GEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *MK laughed even harder* OHOHOHOHOH, OHOHOHOHOHOH PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE!!!!!!!! GUHUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! CHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARA, NOHOHOHOHO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOHOHOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHOHORE!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Chara: (Oh no! Ugh, why do his feet have to be so flippin’ cute?! Aaaaaaaah! I can’t lick them in front of Sans! I can’t, I can’t, I…) *thought Chara to herself as she unintentionally began moving her face closer to MK’s feet with the intention of licking his soles*
But then, just before Chara could actually lick MK’s feet, Papyrus, who had just finished changing into his “battle body,” pulled MK out of the cubby hole he was lying in on the other side of the wall in the kitchen. Talk about luck there!
Frisk: Huh? What happened? Where’d MK go? *asked Frisk very confusedly*
MK: I’m right here, Frisk! *answered MK, who was currently being carried in Papyrus’s arms*
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Worry not, Frisk! For as you can see, I, the Great Papyrus, have saved MK from any further tickles to his adorable little feet! Nyeh heh heh!
Chara: (Oh my god; Papyrus, thank you!) *Chara thought to herself with a relieved look on her face*
Asriel: Huh. Say, Papyrus, why did you change into your “battle body” just now? I thought we weren’t going to see you LARP until later this afternoon.
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! You will be seeing me LARP later this afternoon, Little Asgore. The reason I changed into my “battle body” just now is because Sans and I are going to… Tklahsgionwqiuerjiqophqoipjjosnvxmcnvznjerksnjanieirowhhqurpiethuinsgrbjklbsdjk…
Before Papyrus could finish his sentence, Sans summoned a bone and placed it in Papyrus’s mouth to muffle his speech. Sans and Papyrus have a surprise in store for the kids and Sans doesn’t exactly want his younger brother accidentally spilling the beans about it to them just yet. But, despite that accidental slip-up and despite being rather naïve at times, Papyrus is actually very trustworthy when it comes to keeping secrets. And he is leaps and bounds better at it than Mettaton ever will be!
Sans: Say kiddos, you know that toolshed Pap and I have been working on for quite some time now?
MK: Oh yeah, your cool toolshed aka your “coolshed!” What about it?
Just like their former house in Snowdin, Sans and Papyrus’s house on the surface has a shed right next to it. And like their shed in Snowdin, their shed on the surface has barely anything in it. But for quite some time however, Sans and Papyrus have been remodeling the interior of the shed and both of them claim that their new interior is nothing like any other toolshed interior in town. So, because of the Skelebros’ rather bold statement, the kids have been very curious to see exactly why that is. And now that the interior is finally finished, Sans and Papyrus are going to show it to them very shortly. That is, unless they get distracted by something on their way to the shed.
Sans: Well, Pap and I just finished remodeling the interior of it not too long ago and we’d like to show it off to you kiddos yet this morning.
Frisk: Heh. That’s awesome, Sans!
Sans: Hehehe. Thanks, kid. So what do ya say? Wanna go see it right now?
Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK: Heck yeah!
Sans: Cool, let’s go then.
With that said; Sans removed the bone from Papyrus’s mouth and then he, Papyrus, and the four kids walked to the toolshed. But on their way there however, the four kids saw a vehicle in Sans and Papyrus’s driveway (a vehicle they have never seen before) and started asking Sans a bunch of questions about it.
Frisk: Hey, Sans, what’s this vehicle doing here in your driveway? I thought you said you weren’t having any visitors besides us today.
Sans: Oh yeah, that’s right. I forgot to tell you kiddos. I picked up another part-time job recently.
Chara: Really Sans? 25 part time jobs weren’t enough?
Sans: Hehe. Nope.
MK: So, what’s this vehicle used for anyway?
Sans: Why, it’s used for Driver’s Ed of course. Driver’s Ed… for BEARS. *replied Sans all cheekily*
As another part-time job, Sans teaches bears… TO DRIVE! Because… why not? XD ………Actually, no, well, not exclusively bears, anyway; because he teaches other types of monsters, as well as humans, too. …But that’s not going to stop him from trying to trick the kids into thinking that he teaches bears though. He already has Papyrus fooled, so now he wants to see if he can fool the kids too. XD
Asriel: Um, Driver’s Ed for what now? *asked Asriel very confusingly*
Sans: You heard me, Fluffybuns Jr. I said Driver’s Ed for bears. Hehe; that’s right, I’m a part-time Driver’s Ed instructor and I teach bears how to drive. And, as you can probably tell, I’m not emBEARrassed about it one bit.
Papyrus: *gasp* Oh no!!! Not the bear puns again!!!
Frisk: You teach bears how to drive, Sans?! That’s unBEARlievable! Hahahahaha!
Papyrus: *gasp* Oh no!!! Not you too, Frisk!!!
Sans: Hahahaha! Good one, kiddo!
Frisk: Haha! Thanks, Sans!
Chara: Well, that certainly explains all of the jars of honey and containers of apples and berries in the backseat.
The apples and berries in the backseat of the Driver’s Ed vehicle are monster apples and berries. Unlike standard fruit, monster fruit is always fresh and doesn’t ever spoil. And because monster fruit doesn’t ever spoil, these containers of fruit can stay inside the vehicle 24/7.
Sans: Oh yeah, those things. Yeah, I give them to the bears every time they do a good job with their driving lessons. (I’m actually just holding onto those for a friend. His name is Barry.) Helps motivate ‘em, you know. And it’s probably a good thing I have em’ too. Because otherwise; my driving lessons would be very hard to… BEAR. Hehehehe.
Papyrus: Oh no!!! Not another one!!!
MK: So, do your driving lessons actually help them, Sans?
Sans: Why, of course they do. You kiddos know that grizzly bear that LOVES politics?
Frisk: Oh, yeah, the one in the orange zip-up jacket; BARRY. What about him?
Sans: Well, I taught him how to drive. But, I gotta to be honest with you though; teaching him to drive was no easy task; because the entire time, he’d just on and on about “dem wonderful politics” during every single lesson. It was almost unBEARable to listen to; and because he’s always going on and on about “dem wonderful politics” all the time, he BEARly passed his driver’s test. (I actually don’t mind it at all when he talks about politics. Just wanted to make some more bear puns, that’s all. Hehehehehe. XD)
Papyrus: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! *shouted Papyrus, continuing to express his disgust for Sans’s continuous puns*
Sans: Hehehe. Still though, he got what he worked hard for in the long run. And right after he passed his test, he went home and celebrated by eating bowls of porridge with his wife, aka his HONEY, and his 6-year-old son. Then after that, he grabbed the TV remote with his BEAR hands and then watched TV until it was time for him to go to bed. And then finally, at the end of the day, he went into his bedroom and plopped right down on his bed that’s too hard and got a good night’s rest.
Chara: Haha! That’s awesome Sans!
Sans: Hehe. Thanks, kid. And I have to admit too; teaching bears to drive is a surprisingly rewarding experience. Really, the only problems I have with it are times when I have to change the tires on the vehicle. Changing tires REALLY makes me TIREd due to how much my bare bones ache by the time I’m finished. …Hehe. And I bet if bears changed tires, their BEAR bones would ache too. Hehehehehe.
Papyrus: Sans, enough with the bear puns already!!!
Asriel: (Hmmmmm.) *thought Asriel cheekily to himself*
Moments later, Asriel thought of something to say that he thinks will make everyone except Papyrus laugh.
Asriel: Hey, Sans, you ever notice how MK and I always go everywhere with bare feet? *asked Asriel as he and MK tapped their toes against the ground*
Chara: (And extremely cute bare feet at that!!) *thought Chara to herself as she stared at the boys’ feet (primarily MK’s) while blushing heavily*
Sans: Hehe. Why, yes, I have noticed that, Fluffybuns Jr. Why do you ask? (Hehehe. I believe I know where you’re going with this, Fluffybuns, Jr. ;) Hehehe.)
Asriel: Well, all of those bears you teach to drive always go everywhere with… BEAR feet! Hahahahaha!!
Papyrus: *gasp* Little Asgore, not you too!
Sans: Hahahahahaha!! Good one, “Kid.”
Papyrus: Ugh. Sans, are we going to show them the shed or not?!!! *asked Papyrus with an annoyed tone in his voice*
Frisk: Oh yeah, hehehe, we forgot about that. Ehehehehe. Sorry for holding you up, Sans.
MK: Yeah, we’re sorry Sans. *MK said while continuing to tap his toes against the ground along with Asriel*
Sans: Hehe, no worries, kiddos. Teaching bears to drive isn’t exactly something you hear about every day. If I was your age, I would’ve asked a bunch of questions about it too. …Now, without any further delay, let’s go to the shed. Chara, you ready to go as well?
Chara: .........
Sans: Uh, Chara, you ok there, kiddo?
Chara: ………
Due to her rather strong foot fetish, Chara is her own little fantasy world right now. Again, she likes monster feet a lot (primarily MK’s) and seeing his toes along with Asriel’s toes wiggle and splay against the ground has made her almost completely unaware of her current surroundings. In addition, her face is as red as a tomato with blush and her nose looks like it’s about to bleed!
Sans: Chara!!!
Chara: Huh. Oh, yes; yes, Sans! Everything’s fine! *Chara responded nervously as she snapped back to reality* So, do you teach wild bears to drive as well? *Chara asked, changing the subject in an attempt to avoid any further questions from Sans about what just happened moments ago*
Sans knows that Chara’s hiding something. She’s been acting rather strange ever since the day started. But rather than asking her about what she’s hiding, he decided to respond to the question she just asked him instead. And as casually as possible, while pretending that nothing out of the ordinary just happened, he replied to her question by saying,
Sans: Nope, I only teach monster bears, Chara. But believe me though; I would absolutely love to teach wild bears as well. …Heh. Just imagine it kiddos, me, Sans the Skeleton, being the first individual in the state of Oregon to teach a wild bear to drive. …*sigh* Of course now that I think about it, some tourist attraction guy might beat me to it.
Frisk: Really? And who might that be, Sans? *Frisk asked Sans both confusedly and curiously*
Sans: Hehe; no one in particular. …Now, enough talking. Let’s go to the shed.
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Chapter 4: The Beginning of Sans’s Revenge!!! ;)
After a rather lengthy discussion about his work as a Driver’s Ed instructor, Sans, along with Papyrus and the four kids, finally made his way into the toolshed. And upon entering the toolshed, each one of the four kids were completely surprised with what Sans and Papyrus did to the interior of it. Every square inch of the floor, walls, and ceiling were completely padded!
Chara: Oh my god, you guys! This place looks like a giant cell for one of those insane asylum patients!
Papyrus: Huh, really? So, what are you saying, Chara? Are you saying you don’t like it? *asked Papyrus worriedly, fearing that Chara will say tell him she doesn’t like the new design of the toolshed’s interior*
Chara: Huh. Oh no, not at all Papyrus! *assured Chara* If anything, I’m saying the exact opposite of that!
Papyrus: Oh, ok, good! Whew!
Moments later, MK, being the clumsy lizard boy that he is, accidentally tripped and fell flat onto his face on the padded floor.
MK: Ooooof!!! …Hey, I didn’t hurt myself this time! The padding on this floor is so nice and soft! …Hehe; awesome!
Asriel: Um, Sans, try not to take this the wrong way or anything, but even you have admit that this looks a bit creepy.
Frisk: Heh; yeah, Sans, I’m with Azzy on this one. In fact, why exactly did you and Papy design the interior like this?
Sans: Oh, I am so glad you asked kiddo. *responded Sans with an evil grin on his face*
Frisk: Wait, what do mean by that, Sans? *asked Frisk nervously, very nervously*
Sans: You’re about to find out. *claimed Sans in the one the most intimidating voices ever*
With that said; Sans lifted Frisk and MK up off of the padded floor a few inches with his gravity manipulation powers. Then a few seconds after that, he moved the two kids towards himself and said to both of them,
Sans: It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you… SHOULD BE LAUGHING LIKE HELL.
Then, while chuckling “evilly,” Sans lifted both Frisk and MK at least six more feet up into the air; and then by the time he was finished, he said to them “menacingly,”
Sans: …Because it’s finally time for my revenge!
Chara and Asriel: (*gasp* Sans wants revenge on Frisk and MK for tickle torturing him for an entire hour last April!)
Frisk: *horrified gasp* Oh no, not that! Anything but that! *Frisk shouted nervously*
Then, not fooling anyone, MK said to Sans frighteningly,
MK: Um, Sans, I’m, I’m not t-ticklish anymore, dude! So, uh, I p-probably wouldn’t try to t-tickle me if I were you! Because, uh, you w-won’t get any reaction out of me w-whatsoever! ...Am I talking too much? I feel like I’m talking too much!
Frisk, Chara, and Asriel: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! *the three Dreemurr kids laughed heartily upon hearing MK’s completely false statement about him not being ticklish anymore*
Frisk: (Oh my god! Azzy said practically the same thing to Mom yesterday right before she started “Princess Tickle Time!” Did Azzy get the idea to say something like that from MK? Or, is it the other way around? …Do MK and Azzy have tickling adventures without me and Chara? Hmmmmm.)
Chara: (Seriously, Lizzy Boy?! You think Sans is gonna fall for that?! XD Come on! That’s like saying your feet aren’t extremely cute… just like you yourself… and Justin! X33)
Sans: Hehehehehe. So MK, you say you’re not ticklish anymore, huh? *Sans asked, playing along with MK*
At this point, Sans dropped his intimidating act, which made both Frisk and MK feel less nervous about the entire situation but not quite enough to make them stop feeling nervous entirely.
MK: Y-yes, that’s right! I’m n-not ticklish anymore! *lied MK once again* So, c-could you put me down, please?
Sans: Hmmmmm.
MK: P-Please, dude?
Sans: Hmm, I can. But, on the other hand, if you say you’re not ticklish anymore, MK; then that means you shouldn’t react at all… when I do this! Hehehehehehehehehehehe!
At that moment, Sans mischievously made both Frisk and MK unleash explosive laughter by summoning exactly 60 bones to tickle the two of them! And mischievous Sans was! 4 bones kneaded into Frisk and MK’s sides; 8 bones tickled Frisk and MK’s ribs as if they were playing them like xylophones, gently striking every individual rib as they acoustically played a song on them that couldn’t be heard by anyone in the room (Megalovania, perhaps?); 4 bones rubbed against Frisk and MK’s necks; 4 bones continuously dug into Frisk and MK’s armpits; 6 bones gently and continuously poked every inch of Frisk and MK’s tummies; 2 bones gently and continuously poked Frisk and MK’s bellybuttons; 8 bones glided along Frisk and MK’s spinal regions; 4 bones continuously pressed and into the backs of Frisk and MK’s knees; 10 bones devilishly tickled MK’s feet (6 of them are rubbing against the undersides of his six toes, 2 of them are rubbing against his balls, and 2 of them are gliding against his arches and heels); and 10 bones rubbed against the underside of MK’s tail (MK’s most ticklish spot!).
Frisk and MK: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Frisk: SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANS, STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAP!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! (Oh my goodness; good thing I still have my shoes and socks on!)
Sans: Hehehe. Nope. …And let’s be honest here, kiddos, you knew damn well that this was eventually going to happen.
MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! *squeak* OK, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, I’M STILL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA, I’M STILL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA, I’M STILL TICKLISH!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeak* AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Hehehe. Of course you are, MK! You can’t fool me! Your “big brother,” Sans, knows things, many things. …Sometimes things you not might expect he would know. *claimed Sans teasingly* Hehehe.
Frisk and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Hehehe. Holy hell, you kiddos are loud!
As Sans tickled Frisk and MK, Papyrus stood idly by alongside Asriel and Chara and watched him.
Chara: Hahahahahahaha! Hohohoholy crahahahap! Sans, you are sooooooo AWESOME!!
Asriel: Hahaha! I know, right? Hahaha! Tickling those two troublemakers like that; hahaha, don’t let up on them now, not even for one second!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Yes, good job, Sans. It’s about time we give these FOUR CHILDREN the tickling of their lives. *stated Papyrus with an “evil” smile on his face* Nyehehehehe!
Chara and Asriel: Hehehehehehehe! *Chara and Asriel chuckled, not appearing to notice what Papyrus just said* ………Wait, FOUR CHILDREN?! *they asked very, very nervously, realizing what Papyrus was implying* What do you mean by FOUR CHILDREN, Papyrus?!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! It means that while Sans is tickling Frisk and MK over there, I’m going to be tickling YOU TWO KIDS over here! Nyehehehehehehehe!
Chara and Asriel: *frightened gasp*
Chara: RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Not even one second later, Chara and Asriel starting running as fast as they could over to the front entrance of the padded shed. But once they got there though, the two children were stopped dead in their tracks by Sans, who was still tickling Frisk and MK. While keeping his ticklish assault going on Frisk and MK, Sans froze Chara and Asriel in place with his telekinetic powers. Then after he did that, he lifted them up into the air and slowly moved them back over to Papyrus, who was just itching to tickle two ticklish kids like them.
Sans: Uh-uh; no way out of it, kiddos! For the next while, not gonna say how long, you’re gonna be the victims of 2 SPOOKY SCARY FUNNY BONE TICKLERS!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! That’s right! And don’t even bother trying to yell for help! This shed is completely sound-proof, meaning that no one, not a single person, will be able to hear you anywhere outside as you laugh… and laugh… and laugh… and laugh… and laugh… ALL… DAY… LONG!
Chara and Asriel: *gulp*
Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe~!!!! *Papyrus cackled “evilly” as he summoned an onslaught of bones to tickle Chara and Asriel with*
At that moment, Papyrus, like Sans did a while ago to tickle Frisk and MK, mischievously summoned 60 bones to tickle Chara and Asriel! 4 bones kneaded into Chara and Asriel’s sides; 8 bones tickled Chara and Asriel’s ribs as if they were playing them like xylophones, gently striking every individual rib as they acoustically played a song on them that couldn’t be heard by anyone in the room (Bonetrousle, perhaps?); 4 bones rubbed against Chara and Asriel’s necks; 4 bones continuously dug into Chara and Asriel’s armpits; 6 bones gently and continuously poked every inch of Chara and Asriel’s tummies; 2 bones gently and continuously poked Chara and Asriel’s bellybuttons; 8 bones glided along Chara and Asriel’s spinal regions despite the fact that their backs were pressed against the floor’s padding; 4 bones continuously pressed into the backs of Chara and Asriel’s knees; and 20 bones devilishly tickled Asriel’s feet (6 of them are poking each one of his six toes, 6 of them are drilling into the undersides of his six toes, 4 of them are sawing the spaces in between his toes, 2 of them are caressing his balls, and 2 of them are gliding along his arches and heels)! And no matter where Chara and Asriel tried to move along the padded floor, the bones followed them, not ceasing their ticklish assaults for even a second. Asriel was completely losing his mind, laughing and bleating uncontrollably as several bones continuously rubbed against his many sweet spots. But Chara on the other hand, not so much. Since Chara’s feet, the most ticklish parts of her body, are protected by her shoes and socks, she was able to tolerate the tickle torture remarkably well. But when Papyrus removes her shoes and socks however, then it will be a completely different story. ;) (The same can also be said when Sans removes Frisk’s shoes and socks. ;))
Asriel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed incredibly hysterically and frantically, squirming and thrashing on the padded floor as much as he could with every passing second* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *he bleated… just like that of an actual baby goat* GJOSERIUVSIURVHUIVUISLZERISLEHSIUEHGRIUVSLBRUVSIULRSRGAS!!!!!!!!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Chara laughed frantically, but not nearly as frantically as Asriel… or Frisk or MK for that matter* PAHAHAHAHAHAHAPYRUS, YOOHOOHOOHOOU SEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAHOHOHOHOHORSE, WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT GIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIVES?!!! *she asked Papyrus, confused as to why he’s tickling her and Asriel the same way Sans is currently tickling Frisk and MK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AZZY AND I DIDN’T DOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO ANYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHY AHAHAHAHAHARE WE BEING PUHUHUHUHUHUHUNISHED FOHOHOHOHOR SOMETHING WE DIDN’T DOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!
Papyrus: Nyehehehehe! Chara, you and Little Asgore aren’t being punished for anything. Since you two love being tickled so much, this is just for fun!
It’s true! Chara and Asriel are being tickled for fun. And although it may not look or sound like it at the moment, so are Frisk and MK! Sans and Papyrus have absolutely no intentions of harming these four children. None at all! As these kids’ “big brothers,” one of their primary duties is to make them laugh. …And sometimes the best way to do that is with tickles. Lots and lots of tickles! :D
Papyrus: Now, face the almighty power of the Great Papyrus, kids!!!
*shouted Papyrus as he slightly increased the ticking speed of his floating magical bones* Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!
Sans: And his brother, Sans the Skeleton. Hehehehehehehehe. …Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on, kiddos!!! *shouted Sans as he too slightly increased the tickling speed of his floating magical bones*
Frisk, MK, and Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! *Frisk, MK, and Asriel laughed even harder as they tried their absolute best to fend off the floating bones that were tickling them to precious pieces*
Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOU’RE GOHOHOHOHOHONNA PAY FOHOHOHOHOHOR THIS, YOOHOOHOOHOOHOOU BOHOHOHOHOHONEHEHEHEHEADS!!! *claimed Chara through her adorable laughter as she wiggled and squiggled on the padded floor right next to Asriel* EEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!
2 minutes later…
Frisk, MK, and Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!
Sans: Hehehehehe; so cool; so cool; so cool; so cool. Hehehehehe. *chuckled Sans while placing Frisk and MK on the padded floor with his telekinesis*
After setting Frisk and MK on the floor, and while continuing his ticklish assault on the two of them with his floating bones, Sans crept slowly over to Frisk. And while Sans was doing that Papyrus crept slowly over to Chara. Then, a few seconds after that, Sans and Papyrus, very teasingly (and skillfully), removed Frisk and Chara’s shoes.
Frisk and Chara: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHO SAHAHAHAHAHAHANS/PAHAHAHAHAPYRUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHON’T TAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE OUR SHOES OFF!!!!! *the two girls pleaded through their laughter* GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU~!!!!!
But Sans and Papyrus did not listen. They just kept on removing the two girls’ shoes. ;)
Sans: Hehehehehehehe. Get out of here, shoes. Go on, get out of here. …Hehehe; or should I say, “SHOO?” Hehehehehehehehehehe.
Papyrus: Ugh! Again with the puns, Sans?!
Sans: Hehehe. Yep.
After Frisk and Chara’s shoes were removed, both Sans and Papyrus began peeling off their socks to reveal their small pairs of extremely ticklish feet. ;)
Frisk and Chara: AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHON’T TAKE OUR SOHOHOHOHOHOCKS OFF TOO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANS/PAHAHAHAHAHAHAPYRUS, PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE DOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHON’T TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE OUR SOCKS OFF TOO!!!!! *the two girls pleaded nervously through their laughter as they felt their socks being pulled off in such teasing manners* GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU!!!!! LEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAVE THEM ON!!!!! EEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!
A few seconds later, both Frisk and Chara’s socks were completely removed.
Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehe!! Now the real fun can begin!! *claimed Papyrus charismatically as he wrapped his left arm around Chara’s ankles* Nyehehehehehehehehe!!
San: Hehehe. *chuckled Sans as he wrapped his right arm around Frisk’s ankles* Oh yes, I agree. Hehehehehe.
Moments later…
Sans: And now for our FEETure presentation! *teased Sans “evilly” as he began tickling Frisk’s bare feet with his bony left hand fingers, gliding them ever so slightly and rapidly all along her soles, slipping and sliding them in between her toes, poking her toes one by one with them, etc. etc.* Muehuehuehuehuehuehue!!
Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehehehe!! Agreed!! Nyehehehehehehehehehehe!! *laughed Papyrus “evilly” as he began tickling Chara’s bare feet with his bony right hand fingers the same exact ways Sans is tickling Frisk’s bare feet with his bony left hand fingers*
Frisk and Chara: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!! *the two girls laughed hysterically, squealing and shrieking as bony fingers danced all along their bare feet so teasingly and “evilly” (and as floating bones continued tickling them practically everywhere else on their sensitive bodies)* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA, NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOT OUR FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Asriel and MK: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *the two boys laughed hysterically along with the girls as floating bones continued tickling them* HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOLY MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOLY, THIS TICKLES SOHOHOHOHOHO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! OOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
With Sans and Papyrus tickling Frisk and Chara’s bare feet the ways they currently are, Frisk and Chara, along with MK and Asriel, are now completely at the Skelebros’ mercy! :D They’re wiggling and squiggling on the floor like cute little jellies; they have the most priceless expressions on their cute little faces; they’re screaming at the top of their lungs with some of the most hysterical laughter the Skelebros have ever heard from them, etc. etc. Sans and Papyrus’s eye sockets were having a feast and the kids’ laughter was music to their nonexistent ears. But Sans and Papyrus aren’t done tickling them yet; not even close. ;) And why should they be? They’ve only just started! ;)
Sans and Papyrus: Muehuehuehuehuehue!!/Nyehehehehehehehe!! *The Skelebros laughed in an “evil” manner, super proud of themselves for tickling 4 adorable children like the Dreemurr kids and MK*
2 minutes later...
Sans: SWITCH!!
By shouting, “SWITCH,” Sans has just given Papyrus the indication to tickle a different child’s feet with their bony fingers. And after a few seconds, that’s exactly what they did. While continuing their ticklish assaults with their floating bones yet again, they stopped tickling the girls’ feet with their bony fingers and began tickling the boys’ feet with their bony fingers, gliding them ever so slightly and rapidly all along their soles, slipping and sliding them in between their toes, poking their toes one by one with them, etc. etc. All while the floating bones that tickled Asriel and MK’s feet moments ago tickled Chara and Frisk’s feet. :)
Frisk and Chara: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! *the two girls laughed very hysterically upon feeling a bunch of floating bones tickle their bare feet the same way they tickled the boys’ feet moments ago*
Asriel: BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed even harder as Papyrus began tickling his feet with his bony fingers* OHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOSH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! PAHAHAHAHAPY, YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUR FINGERS TIIIIIIICKLE MOHOHOHOHOHORE THAHAHAHAHAHAN YOHOHOHOHOHOHOUR BOHOHOHOHOHONES!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *he bleated adorably as he felt Papyrus’s fingers touch 2 of the spaces in between his toes* OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHOH GOHOHOOHOHOHOHOD, NOHOHOOHOHOHOOT IN BETWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEN THE TOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!!!!!!!!! *he pleaded* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Papyrus: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! X33 You’re so cute and adorable, Little Asgore!! Nyehehehehe!! Especially when I, The Great Papyrus, tickle you where you’re most ticklish! Nyehehehehe!!
Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!! (*gasp* What… the… heck?! How did Papyrus know that I’m most ticklish in between my toes?! Did Frisk tell him?! Did MK tell him?! Did “Uncle” Gaster tell him?!) *Asriel thought confusedly to himself*
For some reason, Papyrus knows exactly where Asriel and Chara are most ticklish, which is super weird considering the fact that he’s never tickled Asriel and Chara before. :/
MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *MK laughed even harder as Sans tickled his feet with his bony fingers* SAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHANS, NOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! DOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHON’T USE YOHOHOHOHOHHOUR FINGERS!!!!!!!!!! *he pleaded* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I HAHAAHAHAHAHAHATE THEHEHEHEM!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATE THEHEHEHEM SOHOHOHOHO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely a second time* EEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Huh. You don’t like it when I tickle you with my fingers, MK?
MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! NOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, I JUHUHUHUHUST TOHOHOHOHOLD YOU I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATE THEM!!!!!!!!!! *he claimed falsely a third time* GAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Huh. Well, that’s too bad. …Because that means you’re REALLY not gonna like what we have in store for you kiddos next. *claimed Sans as his practically permanent smile widened* Hehehehehehehehe.
MK, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara: (Wait!! What the heck does he mean by that?!!) *the kids thought nervously to themselves as they continued laughing hysterically and adorably at the same time* FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA~!!!!!!!!!!
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