Another nice piece by  Tegerio whom i thank greatly for it.

Sooo my latest character is a bard from Ravnica.

A Golgari Tortle Bard.

And since that was "too simple" i'm basically using her bardic skills in my usual convoluted way to do something that would be able to use those skills but in a definitively "not very bardic" way.

Between an at-will spell that allows her to insult and make puns that hurt people's brains with D&D's proper damage mechanics and spells that are all about healing, moving fast and dealing pain... she's a girl that has got to move fast and do stuff quickly, she's about as sharp as a sledgehammer and about as precise and as delicate as a surgery done with a sledgehammer. Also as fast as a sledgehammer and with a lot more momentum than a sledgehammer. Also she is obsessed with death and how to prevent or procure it.

Yyyyyeah.

Blunt is a word that fits her perfectly.

Tu sum it up: An obnoxious parkouring turtle that's always going fast and bludgeoning people with her words or with her fists.

So i'm keeping the idiotic sledgehammer reference. 🤪maniacal laughter🤪 I be schmoth.

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