oh god i hadn't even considered this fuck

Hahaha you're weLCOME

It's really not THAT difficult just don't drink anything an hour ahead of the movie. You'll be thirsty as ever during but, won't have to pee

You don't understand my bladder is the size of a small pin cushion

Whuff...really? *scratches head* "I guess since I drink a literal gallon of water a day, I'm able to go for hours on end" Took about four months of training though

you could just wear one of those "designed to be discrete and look like women's underwear" adult incontinence diapers....?? Based on the commercials they apparently look and feel comfortable and are discrete...?? If you're already considering wearing feminine care pads for this reason, why not get diapers? you can always donate what you don't use to good will or to a friend or someone who needs them, afterwards....?


Or were you only making a joke and not being serious at all??

Haha, I love this! You're so sweet! No, this was just theoretical thinking late at night. So it was only a joke, yes. :) And! I saw it last night and I made it!

There some truth to this shit.... o.0

Also, no one under 10 should see this in theaters, parent you're wasting your money! lol


"Mom I gotta--"
"You finish that sentence and you're grounded..."