I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio

Here's my alien conspiracy theorist boyo! I tried to recreate the Spirit Phone album art style for this piece, and I think I did pretty good! Definitely a fun experiment.