Coyote's code: Law 34859 Paragraph B, Part A: Cliffs.
"I ....don't think I want to do this. "Chaos whimpered meekly, peering off the side of the cliff while Pandora rolled her eyes with a huff.
"Suck it up. You're a coyote. The sooner you get this over with, the better. It's part of the coyote code you know." She explained with her arms crossed and a sage sarcastic nod punctuating her words.
Chaos glared quietly at his two siblings, whom had not only forcefully tore him away from his super Pretendo Video games, but strapped him to the car and drove out to the desert, but were now trying to get him to walk off the side of a cliff.
"You keep quoting that. I don't think it actually exists." The youngest coyote quipped while Calamity rolled his eyes and held up a picket sign.
[It does. Step off the side of the cliff.] The boy huffed. Chaos peered nervously over the dusty cliff face again and took a sheepish step back, shaking his head with his paws outstretched.
"Nope. Nope. Not happening. I'm not going to walk off a cliff." He growled. Pandora huffed and stepped forward, giving him a forceful shove back towards the cliff.
"Look. We ALL have to do it at one time or another. It's best to do it while your young, and...you know...springy. We're TRYING to help you Chaos. "Pandora growled. Chaos stared at her.
"You're TRYING to push me off a cliff." He snapped. Calamity marched up to his younger brother, and pointed to the cliff with a set of narrowed eyes.
[I've fallen off higher cliff's then THIS.] Read his picket sign.
"That's because you're an idiot." Grumbled Chaos.
"What kind of Coyote are you, if you haven't fallen off your first cliff yet?!" Pandora snapped.
"A SMART ONE!" Chaos growled, tossing the two of them a sharp finger and marching back towards the car.
"And off ya go!" Said Pandora, as she grasped the scruff of the puppy's neck and twisted him around towards the cliff face with a sharp toss. Chaos screamed, and flailed his arms, wildly trying to grab whatever he could- which happened to be Calamity's tail.
[ACK! LEGGO!] Calamity's picket sign read before he tossed it aside, flailing wildly as he was pulled by his brother's weight off the cliff face. Calamity soon discovered, however, his body was tangled in Pandora's as was Chaos' the three of them stumbling around the edge of the cliff.
"I SWEAR IF WE FALL I'M GONNA KILL YOU TWO!" Chaos snarled, while Pandora teetered forward, tripped on Calamity's tail, and pitched off the side of the cliff- followed by her siblings...
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"Suck it up. You're a coyote. The sooner you get this over with, the better. It's part of the coyote code you know." She explained with her arms crossed and a sage sarcastic nod punctuating her words.
Chaos glared quietly at his two siblings, whom had not only forcefully tore him away from his super Pretendo Video games, but strapped him to the car and drove out to the desert, but were now trying to get him to walk off the side of a cliff.
"You keep quoting that. I don't think it actually exists." The youngest coyote quipped while Calamity rolled his eyes and held up a picket sign.
[It does. Step off the side of the cliff.] The boy huffed. Chaos peered nervously over the dusty cliff face again and took a sheepish step back, shaking his head with his paws outstretched.
"Nope. Nope. Not happening. I'm not going to walk off a cliff." He growled. Pandora huffed and stepped forward, giving him a forceful shove back towards the cliff.
"Look. We ALL have to do it at one time or another. It's best to do it while your young, and...you know...springy. We're TRYING to help you Chaos. "Pandora growled. Chaos stared at her.
"You're TRYING to push me off a cliff." He snapped. Calamity marched up to his younger brother, and pointed to the cliff with a set of narrowed eyes.
[I've fallen off higher cliff's then THIS.] Read his picket sign.
"That's because you're an idiot." Grumbled Chaos.
"What kind of Coyote are you, if you haven't fallen off your first cliff yet?!" Pandora snapped.
"A SMART ONE!" Chaos growled, tossing the two of them a sharp finger and marching back towards the car.
"And off ya go!" Said Pandora, as she grasped the scruff of the puppy's neck and twisted him around towards the cliff face with a sharp toss. Chaos screamed, and flailed his arms, wildly trying to grab whatever he could- which happened to be Calamity's tail.
[ACK! LEGGO!] Calamity's picket sign read before he tossed it aside, flailing wildly as he was pulled by his brother's weight off the cliff face. Calamity soon discovered, however, his body was tangled in Pandora's as was Chaos' the three of them stumbling around the edge of the cliff.
"I SWEAR IF WE FALL I'M GONNA KILL YOU TWO!" Chaos snarled, while Pandora teetered forward, tripped on Calamity's tail, and pitched off the side of the cliff- followed by her siblings...
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