semjay is coolAlkali and Semjay, the hosts of the OH-SO-POPULAR con panel, "Whose Lion Is It Anyway?" are having an argument.
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY'RE SAYING?
Remember to ~IMPROVISE~
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First thing to come to my mind:
"So where's the button that makes it go Ping?"
"You're thinking of a different machine!"
Second thing:
"You know, you have lovely eyes."
"That's just the buzz talkin'!"
Third thing:
"I'm saying we have to keep our fingers on these buttons forever or else FA will go down for a week!"
"Oh, come on! That'll never happen!"
(Too soon?)
And I can keep going like this:
"Look at the interesting holes, you said. Let's stick our fingers in it, you said! What could possibly go wrong, you said!"
"Hey, you're the one who said it would let us go if you hit it with that stick! Hit it again!"
"It makes it longer, and wider!"
"But how come it only works on fingers?"
"So where's the button that makes it go Ping?"
"You're thinking of a different machine!"
Second thing:
"You know, you have lovely eyes."
"That's just the buzz talkin'!"
Third thing:
"I'm saying we have to keep our fingers on these buttons forever or else FA will go down for a week!"
"Oh, come on! That'll never happen!"
(Too soon?)
And I can keep going like this:
"Look at the interesting holes, you said. Let's stick our fingers in it, you said! What could possibly go wrong, you said!"
"Hey, you're the one who said it would let us go if you hit it with that stick! Hit it again!"
"It makes it longer, and wider!"
"But how come it only works on fingers?"
Alkali: I didn't think you'd get that many with these props - but seriously all of you - that was impressive!
SemJay: Yeah it almost makes it worth the 5 minutes I spent making them!
Alkali: (to SemJay) DON'T ADMIT SHIT LIKE THAT! (to Audience) FOUR MONTHS SHE SLAVED!
SemJay: Yeah! Ever since AnthroCon I've been working on them!!
SemJay: Yeah it almost makes it worth the 5 minutes I spent making them!
Alkali: (to SemJay) DON'T ADMIT SHIT LIKE THAT! (to Audience) FOUR MONTHS SHE SLAVED!
SemJay: Yeah! Ever since AnthroCon I've been working on them!!
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