Dear diary,

Today was a rather boring day. I went to class and the professor was all like, blah blah ancient Akkadian cultures, blah blah. Something like that, I don't really pay enough attention. Especially today! Today there were these people texting me all the time, sending messages about how awesome it would be to go out and have some fun. I heard something about a big party on Broadway, lots of guys who wanted to meet a nice fox. Sounded pretty sweet! So I had to duck out of class, which is why I'm wasting my time not doing homework and instead talking to you.

They were really friendly! Like, kinda dumb friendly? Bunch of them were getting the party started with some drug deals or guns or something. Fancy-shiny-briefcase guy saw me first and tried to run for it and I'm all like "You think you can outrun lightning?" And he tried.

He ended up getting hit. They always do.

The other guys tried to go home and started running I guess they were tired? Didn't take long to wrap that one up.

Speaking of wrapping up! I ran into The Wrapper today and he was doing bad stuff at a chemical plant. No idea how, but the jerk got me all tied up in some kinda ribbon or something. Over a chemical bath. I think it was some kinda acid? Probably not good to touch, honestly. But I got out! Without any help whatsoever, yep. That's all I'm saying.

Oh shit! I have that delivery downtown. Gotta sign off, diary.

I'm watching you,
Stormwave.

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Art by an awesome  Razrroth and totally worth asking them about it!

You know the rest~ Might see you tonight with another completed story! Got one in the works. See ya!