Maxwell: Mother...why do you teach class in such an inane manner? I have friends for the wrong reasons because of it.

Mom: Well, i do what i can to make my students do their work and pass. And friends are there to make sure YOU pass as well.

Maxwell: Well, you think you could NOT expose yourself? You teach anatomy so...why not use the book??

Mom: Well i always thought that the use of a book and some words were boring! So why not use...a LIVE specimen?

Maxwell: That is the most asinine way of teaching a class of anatomy!

Mom: You don't seem to have a problem with it.

Maxwell: w-what?? *blushes*

Mom: Your passing with flying colors, Max.

Maxwell: -_-;

SHADED!! OAO