In other news today, a group of furries, meeting in a public park, all simultaneously developed a case of, what is being called, "Balloon Hiccups." This condition causes furries to "hiccup out" helium balloons, and even causes a buildup of helium in the body, which can lead to weightlessness. Previously, this condition was only thought to affect mystical creatures, but this outbreak was indiscriminate.

The entire event lasted about an hour, and it was an additional hour before all the 'floating' furries touched down again. The CDC raced to the scene, but were turned away, when Blue, a spokesman for the group, commented "Cure us? We are trying to figure out how to do it again!"

(Just a little pic I whipped up. Not to fond of the lineart, but it is my first attempt to draw a lot of furries in a single panel, so I thought it came out well. And to all of those NOT in the pic, no I don't hate you, it's just that I could only fit so many floating bodies in there.) Anyway, my first Balloon Hiccup pic was so popular, I did a sequel, with far more balloons and hiccuping.)