“Ok, so what did you invite us over here for, again, Chaos?” Rush asked sourly. He was still understandably angry from the last time he was in the lab with Chaos and Foxy.
“Oh relax. We aren’t anywhere NEAR the acid this time, and your fur grew back, didn’t it? Anyway, look, I’ve developed this really nifty new toy!” Chaos exclaimed happily, holding up what looked like a ray gun from a bad fifties movie. Foxy grinned and clapped his paws together cheerfully.
“Oooo very cool, Chaos! What’s it do?” The cobalt fox asked while Rush simply rolled his eyes.

“A toy? That’s it?! You brought over here for a stupid toy?” The grouchy tabby snarled. Chaos shook his head quietly.

“It’s not JUST a toy. It’s a fantastic toy that everyone is gonna want! I designed a gun that makes Rush smell better!” The canine quipped. Foxy burst into giggles immediately, then clammed up when he saw that Rush was not amused.

“Har, har, har. Very funny. What’s it do, wise guy?” The cat asked. Chaos shrugged his shoulders.
“I told you. It makes you smell better. See, after I zap you, instead of smelling like a landfill filled with poop, hopefully, you’ll just smell like a landfill filled with burning tires. “ Explained Chaos. Foxy stared at the coyote and Chaos shrugged his shoulders sheepishly.

“Scientific progress is slow. Don’t worry, eventually he’ll just smell like a landfill. “ He explained. This is promptly when Rush pounced at the boy, only to be immediately zapped with the ray blaster.

“YEESH! Relax killer. I was just teasing. It’s actually an invi…sibility….ray….”Chaos whimpered quietly, watching as Rush slowly got smaller, and smaller and smaller still.

“…He’s not invisible, Chaos.” Foxy pointed out. Chaos looked at the ray curiously, and then back at the much smaller, much younger Rush.

“…Nope.” Said Chaos meekly. Rush held up a sign.

“I think he’s mad at you.” Said Foxy…

"Whoops! I can...uh...I can fix this! Just gimmie a minute to tweak the gun and uh...Foxy? Where did Rush go?" Chaos asked, turning about to find the young kitten had vanished.

"Probably for the butcher knife, knowing Rush." Said Foxy


Drawn by:  Ishoka
Loved by:  Chaos_Coyote
requested by:  Draegwolf

Figured I'd try my paws at writing some more. As you can tell, my work is suffering as does my health. x.x This isn't nearly anywhere close to my usual expectation of my own work. But as long as it derives a chuckle out of somebody, I'll let it slide. x.x