"And rather, I myself will lose,
than from you, Ivan, leave" - Russian fairy tale by Pyotr Yershov. It is unlikely that you will find the same translation of this phrase, since this is a literal translation, and the tale itself in verses.

my friend  Kuroo_Haruniji accidentally made a typo, and somehow it turned into
"I presented The Little Humpbacked Horse with drag queen make-up"
"I DRAW IT"

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сорри нот сорри, я сломала ваши жизни ещё штуками по "Жил-был пёс" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯