Name: Maria

Gender: "Honk"

Age: "Honk"

Species: Birdo

Height: 6'11"

Weight: 500lbs

Notes:
- They're unable to speak due to their snout, and the only thing they can say is "honk"
- Do not be fooled, just because they can't speak doesn't mean they can't understand what you're saying. Many stupid deaths have occured due to that misconception.
- In fact, for all intents and purposes, she knows just about everything a common internet dweller knows.
- They behave quite kindly, but if you anger them, they may get violent, or aggressive.
- They would still refer to themselves as "Honk" on social media, despite being able to write other things.
- They've never brought up their age, but they're mature.
- They like video games, even though they're not the best at it. They don't get angry at video games very often.
- They're able to fire eggs, fireballs, mountain dew bubbles, and doritos from their snout.
- Simultaneously, they're also able to suck you in, they may or may not release you afterwards, depending on how you taste.