Hey noodle what did you do today?

Well I woke up at 1 after having dreamt of a pair of rival gangs (Those who drank diet kiwi-strawberry tea, and those who didn't) coming together. I tried going back to bed, then tried playing vidya, and couldn't get to sleep until about 5 (really 4, but thanks to daylight savings...5).

I had another dream that I was a world renowned thief trying to break into this rich teenager's birthday. It was in a 100 story hotel and I had to take kayaks along the coast to get inside. However I was only able to go up 26 stories via the stairs and elevator because it was staggered. When the teenage gal woke up I announced that I, the world famous thief and dashing rogue, had attempted to rob her, but failing that, I decided to crash her birthday party and enjoy the festivities. She sent a couple of guards my way, but I distracted the first one by giving him a flower, and the second one, who had a taser, by being immune to electricity. I threw the taser into the pool, so she decided to compete against me in singular synchronized swimming. We competed, then this guy saw me and said he was a huge fan of the freak show television program (being a noodle, I was on there, I guess). I thanked him, then his husband, an old failed artist, showed up. I asked if there were any good flea markets in Western Kentucky. He grabbed his dog and I debated grabbing my wallet, but was too lazy to do so. We went to the Murray Taco Bell and he bought me a Baja Blast, then headed to the flea market, which was actually the Hitchin' Post in Aurora. We got out and there were loads of cars, and while investigating the inside of one, he misplaced his copy of a philosophical novel. He grabbed the copy inside the car because i told him that it was his, and that he'd misplaced it while in that car, then headed to the store...Only it turned out he forgot to close the doors on his truck, and his dog had escaped. We had to call him and search (the landscape was suddenly Rayburn street in Cincinnati), then after putting him inside the truck and closing the doors (no worries...it was very cool outside), we went inside. I went to the first booth and began trying to buy as many miniatures as possible, since I wanted to make an I Spy picture. Draika Bread was there and after getting several of the minis, we tried going to other booths. However each aisle we went down had construction workers, and each time we tried to get to a new place, they blocked off the path. We had to return to the front of the store, and there were few booths to explore!

I went to the living room at 6:30 after waking up, then rested until about 7:30ish. We got grandpa ready for the dya, gave him a bedbath, and had him back in his bed by 9:30ish. At around 10ish I took a nodl nap, and woke up at 1:30ish. I roused myself awake and grabbed a shower, then returned to the living room and ate a bowl of gammice. I spent a large part of the afternoon playing craftmines and watching tubes. At 6:15ish we got grandpa ready for the night, then after I put the dishes in the dishwasher away and ate a dinner of taquitos and chips with ranch dip. After cleaning up I nebulized grandpa at 7:49 and headed back to my room. I felt super sleepy and wound up going to bed around 9:30.

I hope everyone has a Master Thief Day! <333