Becuase the villiage was under attack by hopeless perverts who could be felled only by explosive nosebleeds?

because god takes pity on the gravity deprived. XD

XD

Because some asshole Vault Dweller kilt the Brahmin?!

Because the ancient spirits said it would save the town, and argue that it's still existing is proof that it worked.

The spirits also warn that continued wearing of that top may cause grave consequences for the village, and we must all witness that top coming off...

okay, I'm digging with the second one... maybe a bit... but who's going to argue with the spirits on such a harmless request.

no kidding XD

"Because, Young One, the spirits recognize you as the personae of the Great Mother, yet you need the appropriate chest to allow the full potential of their gift to be fully understood." :)

XD nice

**Giggles!**

I have done one along these lines ... I think her name was Windwalker, she who could hold the spirit of the Wind within her chest. :)

nice :)