Many thought it was a joke when the Spokane Rapids drafted Julian Leslie Stoat-Fitzgerald, a skinny, goggles-wearing ermine from London with an unorthodox style and an unlikely accent.
Then he shattered the rookie 3 point shooting record.
And then he shattered the all-time 3 point shooting record.
Who's laughing now?
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I've been wanting to get a drawing made of the sharp-tongued Stoat, who started out as a footnote character in the FBA before he was breathed to life by the dazzling voice work and creativity of the incomparable
Mr. Alex Vance.
An MFF commission from the wonderfully talented
dhstein!
Then he shattered the rookie 3 point shooting record.
And then he shattered the all-time 3 point shooting record.
Who's laughing now?
***
I've been wanting to get a drawing made of the sharp-tongued Stoat, who started out as a footnote character in the FBA before he was breathed to life by the dazzling voice work and creativity of the incomparable
Mr. Alex Vance.An MFF commission from the wonderfully talented
dhstein!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
Species Mammal (Other)
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He does. They're hard to see, but he has his goggles up over his headband. He has myopia, so he wears glasses in public and has a specially made pair of goggles during games.
My original idea for this picture was to have it during a game with Stoat wearing his goggles and not carrying the basketball-- thus the gesture he's making would be a celebration over another 3-pointer. Ms. Stein drew it differently, but without the goggles on his eyes, you absolutely get to appreciate the smug look she put on his face.
My original idea for this picture was to have it during a game with Stoat wearing his goggles and not carrying the basketball-- thus the gesture he's making would be a celebration over another 3-pointer. Ms. Stein drew it differently, but without the goggles on his eyes, you absolutely get to appreciate the smug look she put on his face.
*looks* Well blow me down. He does. O.O
And, yes, you can see his expression much better.
So I know some of the artists here have done their own interpretations of how the players look.
Think the way his face is done here should be "canon"?
Cuz I can't imagine him any other way now.
And, yes, you can see his expression much better.
So I know some of the artists here have done their own interpretations of how the players look.
Think the way his face is done here should be "canon"?
Cuz I can't imagine him any other way now.
"Keep on clapping, you fat fuckers in the audience. If the only exercise you slobs are gonna see all week is smacking your grubby mitts together like a gang of baboons on crystal meth, I guess I'll have to do my part in unclogging your nation's arteries by giving you plenty to applaud, huh?"
Lovely, lovely work! My compliments to the arteeste :)
Lovely, lovely work! My compliments to the arteeste :)
Yeah, I think he came into the FBA very confident. He was questioned for being foreign-born and -trained, with many thinking he could never amount to anything stateside, but I think that just drove him to play harder. That ferocious ethic has been turning into bitterness, though, as it's become painfully clear his career has been held back by being stuck on such a dreadful team.
Stoat demands a championship. I think it eats at him that his fellow draft class picks B-Hop and Zip-Nut have been to the Finals while he's never made the Playoffs.
Stoat demands a championship. I think it eats at him that his fellow draft class picks B-Hop and Zip-Nut have been to the Finals while he's never made the Playoffs.
I get the impression the initial British ballers all got that. Guys like Dave New and Ben Rusk probably got it when *they* cam in, too.
Side note: maybe "Extraordinary Gentleman" was his *initial* nickname. You know, the pre-bitterness one. Heh.
Sounds like something a wiseacre teammate would come up with, IMO.
Side note: maybe "Extraordinary Gentleman" was his *initial* nickname. You know, the pre-bitterness one. Heh.
Sounds like something a wiseacre teammate would come up with, IMO.
What wonderful characterization! I agree, he has plenty of chips on his shoulder. Not least of which the fact that a name like Julian Leslie Stoat-Fitzgerald hardly inspires terror on the court, though this is likely one of his lesser hang-ups since his older half-brother, from his mother's previous marriage to a hippy conservationist, is called Elrond Blessing-of-Gaia-Fitzgerald.
I like how you describe that his ferocious ethic has turned into bitterness; I see that very much. He's aware that an athletic career is time-sensitive and if he doesn't start making progress in the next few years he likely won't ever achieve anything of note despite his obvious skills. He can be a mite testy, and he has no problem venting that on unwary journalists.
One of his few redeeming qualities, though, is sportsmanship. Should he make any kind of progress into a championship, the opportunity alone will delight him and we're likely to see a slightly different side of the vicious Stoat. For all his bluster, he loves the game first and foremost, and while he's as competitive and self-assured as the next guy he'd rather lose fair and square to a better team than win a match due to the other team's misfortune.
Course, he'll be back with a righteous fury as soon as there's an opportunity :)
I like how you describe that his ferocious ethic has turned into bitterness; I see that very much. He's aware that an athletic career is time-sensitive and if he doesn't start making progress in the next few years he likely won't ever achieve anything of note despite his obvious skills. He can be a mite testy, and he has no problem venting that on unwary journalists.
One of his few redeeming qualities, though, is sportsmanship. Should he make any kind of progress into a championship, the opportunity alone will delight him and we're likely to see a slightly different side of the vicious Stoat. For all his bluster, he loves the game first and foremost, and while he's as competitive and self-assured as the next guy he'd rather lose fair and square to a better team than win a match due to the other team's misfortune.
Course, he'll be back with a righteous fury as soon as there's an opportunity :)
Wow, that's great! I love the idea of Stoat being an honorable athlete under the bristly surface. Sort of a John McEnroe character. And it certainly is fitting for a professional athlete. Biting personalities only succeed in pro sports when they're matched with exceptional discipline. And good sportsmanship is all about excellent discipline.
And I like the idea that he only vents his frustrations at reporters. During a lunch I had with
farallon not long ago, we had gotten to talking about ideas for the FBA, and one that came up was an FBA equivalent of NBA Cares, the NBA's outreach program to children. I made the point of how hilarious it would be for John Stoat to be roped into having to read to kids as part of the FBA's outreach program. Farallon pointed out how hilarious it would be if he was actually really wonderful with the kids! He clearly has a great voice for it.
And I like the idea that he only vents his frustrations at reporters. During a lunch I had with
farallon not long ago, we had gotten to talking about ideas for the FBA, and one that came up was an FBA equivalent of NBA Cares, the NBA's outreach program to children. I made the point of how hilarious it would be for John Stoat to be roped into having to read to kids as part of the FBA's outreach program. Farallon pointed out how hilarious it would be if he was actually really wonderful with the kids! He clearly has a great voice for it.
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