Forget his strength, what about his speed?

Flarey MF materialized behind him like a Super Saiyan!

I feel like this could get funny

Good luck against the second strongest character in thr whole Franchise

killing 2000 glooms... hmm... drug reference? xD

Tis a Shame dark type don't exist in Blue. Bite coulda done a lot more.

Had he at least gone the Jolteon route, he would have Pin Missile, a Bug-type move which psychic types are weak against.

well many plants were destroyed today

Is this going to become that Santa Clause thing where if you kill Santa, you become Santa but in this case, you kill Mewtwo, you are now Mewtwo? :P

EVs? You're two generations too early. XD

But seriously, that WTF look from Mewtwo gave me a good laugh.

Nope, Gen 1 and 2 EVs are a thing! https://www.serebii.net/rb/evtraining.shtml

*facepalm* Leave it to Serebii to rename the old terms. XD

It used to just be called Stat Exp in most places, since it acted as actual experience, unlike EVs (a term coined by a rather interesting person on the GameFAQs Ruby/Sapphire boards). You could max out all five stats just by battling, and boxing/unboxing the Pokemon to recalculate its stats on the fly.

And now I'm feeling too nostalgic for my own good.

What attacks does this little Flareon have?

Jesus Virmir. Kill the whole Gloom population why don't ya?

I assure you, I have no relation to this Mewtwo, Virmireon.

For some reason, I keep hearing Virmireon as Rino Romano's Batman. I have no idea why.

I think Flareon looks the best visually and probably has the better attacks, Jolteon has that one Bug Type move, Pin Missile, to counter Psychic types, but my favorite would be Vaporeon! And with acid armor it's got great defense stats!

Now I want to see an Eevee break in and steal a Fire Stone, and the resulting TF -- I mean evolution!

Part of me wonders how a Pokémon would actually "use" the stone to evolve. Just being in the presence of it doesn't make sense, then it should be reusable.

Do they eat the stone, causing them to absorb the stone's power, or do they simply crush the stone, breaking the seal, which then bathes the pokemon in the stone's power?

It's just a stupid question I have that never really got explained in the games.

The anime basically had the trainer tap it against the Pokémon that was going to evolve, and like a PokéBall it was a one use item. The internal glow of the stone was used up, indicating the power was gone. I've even seen some Pokémon wear the used evolution stone as jewelry.

There was one time a Thunder Stone was flying through the air and Ash/Satoshi warned Pikachu "you'll know what'll happen if you touch that!" Pikachu didn't quite get out of the way but Ash caught the stone before Pikachu could.

This might explain a bit more for you. See 5m43s
https://youtu.be/gmYqpTh28Go

Eh, I don't really consider the anime as Canon to the games. Too much of the anime is utter nonsense and completely separate from the gameplay options available.

Bulbapedia doesn't explain anything further about the games' mechanic on how the stones work. Almost like it's a PP up or other one use item:

An evolutionary stone (Japanese: 進化の石 Evolution stone) is a stone-like item that radiates a mysterious energy that causes some species of Pokémon to evolve. In English, the name has changed several times: in Pokémon Red, Blue, Yellow, FireRed, and LeafGreen, it is referred to as an element Stone, in the Diamond & Pearl series as an evolutionary stone, and in Pokémon X, Y, Sun, and Moon, and the Best Wishes and XY series as an Evolution stone.

Evolutionary stones may be used at any time, and cause instant Evolution in the Pokémon they are used on, which cannot be canceled. All evolutionary stones are applied directly to a Pokémon and are consumed upon the Pokémon's Evolution.

Many Pokémon that result from a stone-based evolution have vastly different level-up learnsets than their pre-evolutionary forms, with several learning no moves after Evolution at all.

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It's kind of nonsense of you to go after Mewtwo can you think of other Pokemon who also have Wormhole abilities to travel through those

I, too, rate Pokemon by the fluffiness of their tails.

Virmir used "Bite" it was super effective

Fluffy Flareon.

HMM. Never mind.

Mewtwo does have a point

Vaporeon would have been cooler :P

and thus the Gloom population suddenly from unknown causes went to critically endangered in the region of Kanto

Just had to go for the fire type, huh? =)

Me: "Okay, Mewtwo's gonna be tough, you need the right moveset for the job, or--"
Virmir: "no- No moves, just Fire Stone!" (Evolves into Flareon and runs off.)
Me: "YOU NEED MOVES, YOU IDIOT!!"