Mechanic Mary started her monday morning checking her emails with a nice cold glass of lemon aid. Going over various email requests from people wanting to see heros squashed and humiliate on camera and sometimes live streamed. This was a unique black market that her genius mind could make full use of. Turning to crime for profit was totally her thing soon as she found out when she was younger there was a unique fetish for this on the internet. She was already good with machines. Her first victims were some former friends she went to college with. Friends that teased her about her clothes and how nerdy she could be. So one day she made a robot with a big solid lead roll for legs and two thick long arms with 3 pincers at the end. Had a sorta rounded sauce pan for a head and red LED lights for eyes.

Finally after weeks of planning and predicting where and when her friends would cross certain streets or visit certain malls, she'd program her "Rolla-bot" to search and squash them out. Leaving them all flattened and floppy in the middle if the road for people in town to see and laugh at. Mary later out of curiosity uploaded the camera data from the street light cameras near where Rolla rollout out her annoying classmates. She was pretty good at hacking early in life. Next morning Mary awoke to millions of views and tons of offers for doing this sorts of stuff to other people. Sometimes using specially designed robots that compressed, squashed up, and turned people into living smoothies that oozed out into a convenient plastic cup. "People... are so sick... and it's going to make me rich! I can just pay off all my college loans and start a new life doing whatever I want! And no will tell me what to do or what to wear again!" she cheered.

-present day-

"God damnit, Mary! get your stupid robot-fire-roaches out of the city's parks! What the hell is wrong with you setting random trees and people on fire?!" Loser Girl confronted Mary while Mary was having lunch on a rooftop a few miles away from the nearest city park. "It's not my fault, honest. Someone ordered a thousand robot-fire-bugs so I made and sold them to him. I did it legally, really." Mary tossing a folder of paperwork near Loser Girl who went through them. "Ah-ha! They are illegal! Says all robot bugs in the default standing must be of one foot tall in height for safety reasons!" Loser girl pointed out. Mary replied by throwing her half eaten tuna sandwich at the heroine's face. "I don't care! No one will care! As long as the fires are mostly contained, no one will give a shit and I am rich and your a pest. Scram.".

Loser girl puff her cheeks and went to attack with a hockey stick. Mary had four mechanized robot arms just grabbed all four of the wannabe hero's limbs. Tied them in a knot. Then proceeded to tightly mush her into a pathetic whimpering sphere the size of a soccer ball. "Oh poor stupid you." She flicked the balled girl's forehead while the arms held her in place tightly. Mary then took a cellphone out and readied the camera "Smile, Loser." and took pictures. Making sure to get each side of the smushed girl's features. The arms then stretch her out to the size of a bedroom sheet. "eeyaaahhuhh... Please... okay okay just... let me go... no more pictures... it's bad enough I can't get rid of my hero name!" Loser Girl pleaded with her face a bit stretched and distorted. "No." Mary responded coldly taking more pictures. "I get paid WAY to much to take advantage of the fact your to stupid.".

The mechanized arms then started to wring the poor girl like some towel. Mary turned on the record audio app on her phone and held it close to the pathetic failed hero. Recording all the helpless moans, pleads for help... even a whisper of Loser Girl offering to pay $5 to be set free. It was all to beautiful. Even Mary was blushing "Hm... I see why your so popular... and pathetic. Got $5, the fuck? I can buy a million fully functional robot clones of you with more intelligence than you and still have more money to make a giant robot to squash them all into cubes and sell them back to the city YOU protect as common playing dice!".

"I'm bored now. Going to see the latest movie staring REAL heros..." Mary's robot arms folded Loser Girl into a paper plane. Mary kissed the tip of the paper plane girl with her soft lips "Till next time, loser girl." and threw her off the building, hoping she'll fly over to the nearest park. "God look at all this money I am getting for hardly an hour of work crushing a pathetic girl. Life is good." as she walked off to the movies.