https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkq1PAyGuZY *screams in mouse*

The ending is the best thing I've read in a while thanks.

i am in your house, eatin' your cheese

Without your permission and against the warnings of the gods, I present to you an edited version....... by myself:


I’m a little mouse
Searching for a cheese
I search this little house
Come and go with ease

I’m a little mousey
As precious as I seem
Point-l’eveque’s my spouse
Of this rare cheese I dream

In every nook and cranny
I get without much effort
For scarcely featured cheeses
I will give up my fight not

And one more thing
For you I bring
An invitation to
A dinner thing
So dine with me
Eat like a king

Though keep in mind
My size is small
Hope yours is too. . . .
So there will be enough for all ;)