Love the paper she's working on, looks to be quite important. ;3

"and as you can see on Graph nineteen, the importance of using weeble-wox skin cream on your right rear tyre is of...." Yeah, I've been in those kinds of meetings.

One thing about my office job I do not miss. My sympathies!

I never worked in an office. Maybe why I don't understand some cartoons or find them funny. I worked in jobs where you were making something instead of shuffling pages or typing out some blathering dribble to make middle management feel their jobs were that important.

I dealt with foreman and their supervisors, and the bosses' son.

I spent more than a quarter century writing and maintaining the programs that print individualized, personalized insurance policies and letters to the clients. We always butted heads with the business droids, the stuffed shirts, because they had either little or no education beyond High School and dealt with IT people who were required to have at least an Associates. They hated us and would do stupid stuff to stymie us. Four-hour meetings four days a week to explain why we weren't getting our projects done. Seriously. I got tired of telling them "Because I'm here making excuses instead of getting the work done" and just stopped going. They filed a complaint with my manager, who went to the next meeting, tore up their complaint and threw it in their faces. He got a promotion and I got to stop the stupid meetings.

I know how to do my own underwriting. It saved time when some other salesman attempted to BS my deal out from under me to steal my commission or the sale. When that did not work, (usually in retail sales) I would attempt to get the offending salesman out back and hand him his ass for fucking up my sale! A boss once saw what I was doing in asking a salesman to come outside for a second I wanted to show him something really cool, as he figured out what I was really going to do.
I know how to get people out of foreclosure, get them a conventional loan for the biggest liability in their lives, or sell a company fifteen machines to make better products. Mostly because I know how to do all the other jobs that other people drag their feet and never get done or interfere with what I am doing.

I was able to figure out what my boss was going to tell me to do when he got in to work, so I'd get whatever it was done before he got to the store. After an A while he would simply ask me what I did to see if there was anything he could order me to do because he found I was saying, "gee, Sorry Rick, but I did that an hour ago!"

He'd catch me reading a magazine at the front counter waiting for a customer to ring up when he would come into work.
He also tried using the district supervisor to catch me not doing something, to which I asked the supervisor a question, "What happened to my raise I was supposed to get along with my Promotion???" This put him on his heels in not being able to answer the question, Or I'd ask a question that normal middle management is not supposed to even know about, and he could not answer either!

The district Supervisor stopped coming in to catch me not doing something, knowing that I had probably already finished it!
My bosses would ask me about things I was supposed to do and were always surprised to find out when I told them I had already finished it, then they checked and found out I was not lying! they stopped trying to push me around because I could outguess them.

I wanted to be able to promote up into more responsibility but that was before I decided to be gay and did not suck dick yet. that would have made it easier to get promoted!

I always wondered what the sound effect for Charlie Brown adults would be typed out.

:3

This is so accurate it's scary, LOL!! (though luckily the actual meeting was at least informative/interesting to SOME extent--and my kiosk is still number 1 in our tiny division so hey, all good! XD still mentally wiped during it tho...good thing i had a dirty chai to keep me awake LOL)

AND YAAAAAAAAAAAS I WANNA JUST STAY FOREVER LOST IN HYRULE BECAUSE I AM A HOPELESS BOTW ADDICT

YER #1!! YER #1!! YER #1!!


Glad I hit the right chord!

hahahaha heck yeah we are!

Rabbi can be her Link and save her from the dreaded workplace, with its shady un-enthused work force.

The love shines through so clearly, Thomas...