Friend: He looks like Kamina
Me: I know but it's not my fault, he's entirely randomised
Friend: If the gods say 'make Kamina' there's only so much you can do
Me: I'm putting this exchange in the description to avoid people commenting on it

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So I made this guy the other day by randomising every characteristic through various generators, so say hi to my new son

There's a lot to him because I went overboard during the generator process but here's the key facts
• he's 3'7"
• he works as prostitute
• he has so many weapons under his kilt
• he's a mutant with electric wolverine powers (???)
• he drinks so much soda that his teeth would be rotting if they weren't made out of electricity
• he's an idiot