It started off as just a simple task from a chef at the inn. 'Go to the forest on the other side of the river and collect 4 rare mushrooms.'

The problem was these were the woods of the Fey. They did not take to an unwelcomed guest entering their woods and picking their mushrooms.

The first mushroom was easy and just sitting right in the open. I picked it with no problem save for I felt some spores or dust enter my nose. I let out a deep sneeze that made my entire body tremble and my nose feel wet. I had no idea it turned up and that my clothes were now very ill fitting.

The second mushroom was deeper into the ravine among the woods but I found it behind some rocks. I picked that one and felt another sneeze come on. My clothes ripped as my gut and chest expanded while bristly hairs grew over my body. I felt my jaws ache and push forward while a pair of tusks pushed past my lips. Part of me knew something was wrong but the other side of me didn't mind it. I could smell the mushrooms new!

The third mushroom was even further in the ravine hiding inside a log. Once more I let out a sneeze which turned into a bit of a piggish snort. My toes went numb as they turned into cloven hooves and my fingers fused into thick digits. A mane grew upon my head and down my back as my body doubled in size. My new tail lashed behind me as a new loincloth formed around my waist. I sniffed the air and made my way to the final target.

The fourth mushroom was sitting out in the open under a barren tree. I smiled excited to find my final item and picked it up. I felt a powerful burst of magical energy flood through my body. I could feel the energy form strange runic like patterns on my shoulders, arms, legs, and even around my larger gut. My eyes started to glow blue as my mind started to forget what I was doing here.....

That's right. I was picking some mushrooms for dinner. I popped them into my mouth and devoured their savoriness before I trotted into the woods...

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