Devo The Duck
Chapter 15 - Devo's Un-needed Vacation Part 1

{Dave Graze: "Sid the wrestling reptile, a raptor who conquered planet rings with an iron thumb and wrestled anyone in the galaxy without a problem.... Now he is reduced to a washed-up shell of his former self that's either a security guard or a bouncer at a nightclub. He stays at the terrorists place while trying to hide his identity from the fact that he owes child support to multiple women in other planets. What makes him feel the most to shame is the fact that most of the time he's all alone watching rave parties at planet rings that is now known as Planet Rave.*

Sid: "No spirit this generation has.... No soul and no dignity....."

*He took one of the cartons of ice cream from the freezer with his tail and brought it over to himself and open the lid with his teeth and scooped out some strawberry ice cream with his bare hands as it had bugs in maggots on it. As he was eating he heard a voice.*

????: "What the hell are you doing brother?"

*Sid drop the carton of ice cream and grabbed a bat afraid.*

Sid: "W-who said that? Show yourself."

????: "You know who I am but you hate the fact that you know who I am brother."

Sid: "I don't know what you mean?

????: "You do know."

*Sid got up out of the chair and started freaking out while walking around as he started hitting a bowl of unfinished cereal and started smashing vases that were worth money.*

Sid: "I'M DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU AS YOU BETTER COME OUT HERE AND SHOW YOURSELF!"

*Sid looked in the mirror and saw his old self.*

(old) Sid: "I'm you brother and how the time has changed you into a worm."

Sid: "You can't be me!"

(Old) Sid: "I am you but it's just the fact that you lost yourself to this time instead of growing along with it. You see you will let that little chicken of a duck make you look like a fool but instead of putting a hurt on him and hunting him down and making him feel your pain you decided to turn yourself into a pathetic excuse for a man."

Sid: "Nothing's wrong with me as I am just having... a tough time."

*Sid look down at himself to see how his abs disappeared and how his muscles became flap and how his cheeks became chubby but more than anything how his teeth became not so sharp and his claws less dangerous.*

(Old) Sid: "Face it Sid, you are nothing but a loser. A big fat loser that can only be everyone's lizard pet then something to have people worship. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

*Sid quickly used his bat on the mirror as he continuously started bashing the mirror again and again and again until he finally stopped and looked at the tiny piece showing the rage in his eyes.*

Sid: "No more..... No more will IB this fat loser.... It's time to put my plans into action..... Starting with getting myself back into shape and defeating Devo The Duck."

{Dave Graze: "Since that day, Sid was training to get back into shape as he went to wrestling classes and fight club while also making deals with the fact that Joe the terrorist had sent him crates filled with money as they were back in business in 1 month time thanks to help from reliable sources while getting a license to own his own company by blackmailing. Sid was back in shape and owned his own Wrestling federation known as Star Wrestling Federation while under the new name Sidric Sanity Mchampion.}

Sidric: "Now all I need to find a way to get revenge on that going to be fried up broke dick duck....."

*Sid picked up a magazine that showed a vacation hotel as Sid had a smile on his face.*

Sidric: "Bingo..."

////Meanwhile////

{Dave: "After being dropped off by Universe from forcefully leaving the farm after a conspiracy saying that the farmer was mating with all of the farm animals, including the ones that were MILFs, the farm was shut down and Devo was sent back home. Devo was drinking like usual, he feels like he isn't important to the town at the moment as a new hero known Stryker came and he took most of the limelight from him so Devo decided to schedule a vacation for himself as cybercity was having a new vacation spot that just opened. It was also a after Lover's Day opening as well so he packed up all his things, left a note on his door, and took the car from Universe's ship, and drove to Cyber City hoping that he might find love along the way. Just then, A girl was waiting by the side of a road, her underwear forced to heights previously unimaginable... Devo stopped after passing her and backed the car up to see her, he was still smoking his cigar and taunted her to get in. She gulped and went in. Devo could see that she had been through a lot so he opens one of his compartments and gave her a bottle of water and a rag because he could tell that she had been through a wild time.}

Devo: "If you would like me to take you somewhere, just tell me I will take you to the place and I'll help you as much as I can."

Girl: “Oh... uh I like on blahnlah street... so you can just...”

*Devo drove to cybercity and gave her something to eat as it looked like she hasn't been eating in a while. So he ended up taking her to a drive-through restaurant and got her something that would be good for her to eat. Devo also learned that her name was Lizzy and the reason why she was in the forest in the first place was because of the fact that she was bullied to the point where they would take her out of town and give her a wedgie. Lizzy got a burger from the burger place, and thanked devo.*

Devo: "No problem and I want to show you a trick."

Lizzy: "hmm?"

*Devo took her damaged glasses and he started saying some magic words.*

Devo "Hocus pocus flippity flam a razzamatazz and Alakazam."

*Lizzy's glasses were fixed and gave them back as Devo took a bite of one of his fries with a smile on his face as he got them to her home before he went off for the hotel. Lizzy smiled before going off into her house and relaxed in her room, unaware of anything happening.*

{Devo was happy to make someone else happy but he didn't know that coming to Cyber City was a big mistake. He had a bad feeling in the back of his mind and his tail feathers we're shivering.}

*Meanwhile, Lizzy's mom Linda told Lizzy that she was going to take Lizzy to the new vacation spot because her new boss gave all the employees tickets.*

Lizzy: “Hey, that’s cool! Where is it?”

*Lizzy got up and asked as her mom open the window and pointed to that big building that was a tropical tower that looked like a temple on the outside but on the inside was a vacation paradise. Lizzy was giggling while jumping up and down in excitement as both of them got ready to spend their first vacation in a long time then as they were finally finished they drove to the tropical tower.*


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