A bit of backstory for those not familiar with the Star Logs series. My good friend and I have corresponded back and forth for nearly a decade now. In some e-mails, we began to write short, paragraph-or-two long stories involving our characters in the Star Fur universe. Over time, these stories became more elaborate, until we had a whole series written. Every now and again, the spirit moves us and we produce a new missive to send to each other. At the request of the good Captain, I present my latest volley in the back-and-forth 'war of the words' between he and I.

Seems that Captain Lionardo Furry's annual check-up is due... surely everything will go smoothly. After all... it's just a routine physical...