Seriously...

W-well I uhh...

AGAIN? Seriously?

Well it's not like a...romantic thing...I just feel like uhh...letting her know we appreciate the things...she does is all.

You know, you're not going to get over that fear of guns when you're asking someone who sleeps with a pistol under their pillow on a date...

Well...yeah still working on that, you know that....uhh...

And a pulse rifle under the mattress...

Oh well uhh...

And a canister launcher in the dresser drawer...and before you question it, I know because she told me when I annoyed her once....

....wow it's like an armory in there...heh heh...

Yeah. And when you step in there with...is that a box of chocolates? Seriously?

I thought...simple...classic?

You do know the whole love thing is bogus right?

Weeeelll it's not a love thing, it's an appreciate thing...I never really thought about settling down with anybody....

Just a date right?

Well, no not a date...appreciation heh.

You know she still thinks we're touching on being criminals right? Certainly thinks that of you...

Oh heh well...yeah...right. But as said, just a small gesture, I'll be out of her hair in two minutes.

Your funeral...you better have gotten the big box, can use it as a shield.

Yeah, thought about that heh. Oh! So you...going to stand there with me?

Oh no ho ho ho...no I know what it's like when a guy grows stupid with the whole love thing.

With Z--

YES.

*gulp* Well...as said...not a love thing....appreciation heh. I mean I appreciate you too Az.

I am NOT going to e your 'cupid wingman' here Rigel.

Oh...guess I'm on my own then...

Ugh....fine, I'll be off to the side with a deflector just in case...pfft. Tired as it is.

Oh thanks Az!

But you owe me.

Oh sure!

Yeah...it's late and I need a change before getting some sleep....

Uhh...w-what?

I'm kidding greeny....you owe me lunch. Now shut up and go do that stupid thing guys do around this time, usually with the intent to get lucky....

Oh that is not my---

---I know it isn't. Hurry up, I'm tired and hungry here.

Right right right! Here goes...

....dead lizard walking...