In which nice Taiwanese man-rabbit Sanjiu and perverted Jean-Claude go on a guy-guy date. It goes about as well as could be expected! Oh Jean-Claude, you are such a card.
And yes, while he did end up scoring, it was very tepid. B) Fortunately, that is just how he likes it!
As drawn by the incomparable
sanjiu
And yes, while he did end up scoring, it was very tepid. B) Fortunately, that is just how he likes it!
As drawn by the incomparable
sanjiu
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Rest in peace, Michael Jackson, greatest artist of the United States of America. ♥ Michael, Please come back ♥ R.I.P
hiphopmilitia furpunxunite skafurz metalfurs
KANEBEL KOURPSE - TOMB OF THA MUTELAETID
DUDE!!!!!!! THESE BE SUM OF THA SIIIIIIIIIICKEST MOST FUCKIIIIIIIIIN GUTTEREL GOREVOX EVER DUDE!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN GURGLEGRIND ULTRA FUCKIN BRUTAL VOX MAN!!!!!!!!! BUT.......................WHAT THE FUCK BE UP WIT THA MUSIX?!!??!!???!?!?!?!?!??!! THEM SICKAZZ VOX NEED FUCKIN BRUTAL SLAMZ N BLASTZ DUDE BUT IT DONT GIT NONE OF THA SHIT AT ALL !!!!!! WHAT THA FUUUUCK DUDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THIS SICKAZZ VOKAL DUDE PROLLY HERD WAKIN THA CADAVAR N WANTED 2 BE SICK LIEK THEM MAN BUT THA GUITARZ N DRUMZ BE FUCKIN WEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK DUDE!!!!!!!!! DUDE THERE NOT 1 FUCKIN SLAM ON THIS WHOLE FUCKIN CD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FUKKIN WASTE MAN!!!!!!!!!! THEY BE ALL PLAYIN RIFFZ N SHIT MAN SO FUCKIN GAY BRO!!!! THA SINGA OVBIOUSLY LUVS BRUTAL SLAM SHIT MAN HE NEED TO LEEVE THIS GAY AZZ BAND N JOIN A REAL NYDM GORESLAM BAND MAN!!!!!!! THAT WOOD BE FUCKIN ILL AZ FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!! SO YO THA SINGR IZ FUCKIN BRUTAL N SICK GOREGHRIND SLAM VOX BUT THA MUSIZX IZ FUCKIN WEAK OLDSKOOL PUSSAY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man opened the door, a sly grin slowly spreading across his face.
'Stairs?' he queried.
'Indeed' I replied. He gave a knowing chuckle, and allowed his mouth to open to real the finest of Hanzo steel braces.
im imagining a black guy in a diamond studded codpiece, a cape, a crown giant spinning light up sunglasses and shoes that make loud high pitched tones every step he takes and i am basically just envisioning something i wouldnt be surprised to see on mtv were i to put it on this moment
'I couldn't spell air conditioner, now I repair them'
i'd like to support child molesting nazis, but i don't have money.
You spent $11k on a college education? Where'd you go, Apex Tech?
my favorite movies are half baked and CB4
No it isn't particularly, but it's not a toe-curlingly embarrassing piece of 'humour' like 'Times New Viking'. I mean what, is that that supposed to make you laugh on hearing it? 'Hurr hurr it's like Times New Roman but with Viking instead of Roman and that somehow is witty hurr hurr'. My young son (who has Spina bifida) could have come up with something better than that.
I was forced to listen to this recently. what a faggot. It's like he writes songs specifically for preteen girls to go 'aww' at, fuck him.
A friend of mine was attending Georgetown years ago when Allen Iverson knocked on his door. He had his arms around a petite white girl, and said, 'Hey man, you got a condom?' Then he pointed at the giggly girl and said, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA FUCK THIS BITCH'
True Story.
'i am NATION SOCIALIST and i enodrse barack HUSSEIN obama bcoz he SOCAILIST too' ~ adolph hitler
I didn't meet this celebrity, but walking down the street in Greenwich Village, I saw what I thought was a homeless man (huge ratty Rick Rubin beard, shabby clothes) sipping cappuccino at a very expensive looking cafe. 'Damn,' I said, 'that guy should seriously consider conserving his finances.' On second look, it turned out it was Vincent Gallo.
Steven Wright walks into a coffeeshop in Colorado. Annoying dishwasher guy blurts out 'Hey! Steven Wright! Tell us a joke!' Steven Wright says, deadpan, 'I'm on vacation.'
True story.
;_;
you laff at me b/c im diferent
i laff at u b/c your all teh same
I dated a Mormon girl back in High School. She was saving herself for marriage so we could only have anal sex.
It was awesome.
"That's not bad, and I can see where you're going with it, but you still aren't really managing to quite sing or dance like an actual black person."
White people will have all the best seats at this movie because black people always come into movies late, shucking and jiving.
I'm ze operator vit my pocket calculator
I'm ze operator vit my pocket calculator
I am adding und subtracting
I'm controlling und composing
a priest a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar; the bartender looks up and says 'this better not be a joke because brutal monsters escaped justice at Nuremberg!'.
as an aspergers, i can say that IRL society works just like lemmings, which happens to be my favorite video game.except for bubsy 3d of course
i want to see bruno in a movie theater filled with black people so i can be the only one laughing
thats about the size of my dong. no jokes or haha's here.
No matter which one you like you'd have to admit the japanese group [razors edge] looks the most fun to hang around. The Rac group would be all, wah wah immigration wah I got razor rash on my mishapen head etc.
i dunno. sometimes i have a hard time touching my own butt.
thank god the shower hides my crying eyes.
LINKIN PARK! I love 12 year olds!
I was forced to listen to this recently. what a faggot. It's like he writes songs specifically for preteen girls to go 'aww' at, fuck him.
I saw Acid Mother's Temple, and the last song they played was Pink Lady Lemonade, and they just spun it out and out.
The sound guys are making frantic 'stop' motions and they just kept going, so the sound guys cut the monitors, and they just kept playing.
Then they cut the power to the stage, but the guitarist had some independent power source and just kept playing.
Literally didn't finish soloing until security wrestled him to the ground.
This website? Let's try, every teenager who thinks they listen to trendy indie stoner electro pop and that makes them cool. Fuck MGMT.
I met Mr. Mays at a trade show about 5 years ago. He gave a breakfast speech to about 300 of us. He was coked to the gills. I got close enough to see his eyes. Coked. Hard.
Andrew Jackson's Jihad dead from 'bad bad' swine flu very 'bad bad' news 25.06.09 Jackson death
What i call 'black cock steady,' a slightly racist satire on crack rock steady, a slight satire on rocksteady .
You have to admit, Disturbed writes some pretty badass lyrics. It's like I'm really inside the mind of a psychopath.
man the blackeyed peas are just so raw i love
them so crazy i wanna be in a fun group like theirs!!!
Dio is so old that he played in a rockabilly band, not a rockabilly revival band.
Dio is so old that he sang doo-wop music.
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST WHAT IS RIGHT FOR MY CHILD ANONYMOUSLY OVER THE INTERNET MY CHILD IS A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE YOU'RE PROBABLY SOME PATHETIC CHILDLESS FUCK.
I saw a guy with a Meet The Residents shirt walking around downtown Santa Cruz last year. He was short, bald, really sweaty, and looked like a child rapist. That's MY story.
Yeah at my [libertarian] meeting some guy with elbow patches and incredible halitosis tried to talk to me at length about Ayn Rand.
You should record your farts on your Yak Bak so you can play them back in math class and annoy your stuffy old teacher and all your friends can laugh at it.
Unsucsessful suicide was! Cold Death, Novosobirsk, Russia Action: ~100 tablets + litre of vine. Result: vomiting + end of pain. Date: ~20th June.
i think sports are pretty boring, feel free to quote this with a goonsay and mention how i need to go back to something awful dot com forums because i'm a pussified liberal manchild faggot
obamas is good rpesident becuase he wants the change of americas. black man president is good for americans becauase it is change. bartack obama fro presient 2007.
on the airplane over the ocean is the worst cd i have ever heared
'Apparently all the talent in The Pink Floyd was in the word 'the.' Who could have ever predicted that?'
RADIOHEAD MORE LIKE GAYDIOHEAD THOM YORKE MORE LIKE I AM GAY AND BRITISH
juzus christus weezer is echt simplistische paupermuziek
hey pitchfork fags bet you didnt dl his album from hipinion when it was only on cassette and he had less than 20000 plays on last.fm huh
I think Neutral Milk Hotel is a perfect name for this band. Their music is neither good nor bad; it's just sort of there, hence, 'Neutral'. Also, 'Milk' is a bland white substance that resembles their sound. And 'Hotel' because they're OK-ish for short periods of time, but not someplace you'd wanna stay for too long.
radiohead saved rock and roll radiohead the only good band radiohead the best band of all time radiohead 10/10 A+ every album every song nothing compares back off beatles it's time for a real band to take the throne
I love when I listen to something that's not metal, cause I usually choose something awesome like this^_^
*listens to NMH, Velvet Underground, Joy Division, and Pavement* *considers his taste unique*
l3t me g3t one thing StRaiGhT. here in da town i be livin in,.. there is a hotel called neutral milk hot3l. so me gotz to believe dat deEzz two headed boi's be copyin da name of da hoteLLL. so dont even think they be original if dey b3 stealin da nam333 from da hotel!
In my own personal vision of Hell this band would be on loop and Tom Cruise would be the Devil. And Bono would be there, talking about how big his limp, Irish cock is.
I love how when someone slays your sacred cow that you immediately assume that their tastes range in the most gutter level of obnoxious packaged pop nonsense. Ooooh your taste is just oh so superior!!! Wah wah wah oh yeah well you listen to Britney Spears!!!! Cranky indie loser throws tantrum all across the coffee shop and loses black frame glasses - film at 11...
Its funny how so many people that saw them open for Sonic Youth are such babies. Sonic Youth is all about experimentation and noise. Sonic Youth fans claim they have an open mind but they really don't....if it hasn't got that noticeable pop element to it, then it must suck. Sonic Youth picked ---- ---- to open for them for a reason...because they are big fans!!! duh! they didn't just appear on the bill out of nowhere. Thurston more digs them.
Have an open mind.
Has any young hepcat ever tried to satirize Family Circus by manipulating the visual elements/dialogue balloons in such a way as to undermine the lame, square 'humor' to entertain cool people who know where it's at? Might be a worthwhile enterprise.
Why are all Asian people talented and good-looking?
oh my FUCKING GOD!?? WHAT THE FUCKK!!?? LAY OFF THE FUCKING DRUGGS DUDE!
ok, no hard feelins, but dont call me nigga, i aint no nigger.
HOLY FUCK THAT JUST RIPPED ME OUT!!!!lolololololmaolmao/.... .im watching just smoked some bud and seen this thats so fucking tripppy im not putin my fone in the wave ever.......SaTAN FONE!!!
this ablum fufcking rocks you tools you fags probably cant evn do dat dance
I laugh at video because it funny. I favorite video because it my favorite. I rate high because it good video. I make comment because it is commentable.
I'm Asian and no one I know, friends or family who are Asian, enjoy anime. There is a huge caucasian following at my school though. Anywho, tentacle rape is weird.
Bjork top artist is the noisiest most otaku shit ever
i am yamataka eye. i yell a lot and i pick up panes of glass w/ my arms. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will drive a backhoe into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
whitehouse fuck one another while noising that explains the term 'noise fuckers' orgy avisodomy orgy
oh cool well i see that you have a very interesting plethora of seventies and sixties and all that era music on your charts and i think that if you would listen to the song lollipop off the album the carter iii you would find a lot of ideological resonances with those musicians you are listening to so you should probably give it a shot there are even very subtle and heavily buried aesthetic resonances if thats all you care about in music like most people
i am not gay or anything, but i wish i could shove lil waynes penis in my mouth right now and wash it around in my mouth like it is mouthwash just so i could spend a couple minutes with him
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Lil Wayne is the best rapper that ever lived. I have posters of him all over my walls, including in my hallways. I am also currently dreading my hair like Lil Wayne since he is a huge icon in my life and millions of others. In addition, Lil Wayne as we all know used to be a dangerous gangbanger but has turned his self into an inspiration for as all. Tupac, Biggie, and the list goes on and on.. may be good rappers but they will never top Weezy and people are just going to have to learn to deal with that.
im a kung fu mma maniac with a skateboarding fetish.and if anyone knos where to get an sony vx1000 for cheap let me kno
HEY GUYS Im considered In My familey to be the FUn-Loving Uncle whos in 2 Gamez but Im Haveing trouble picking out teh Cream of the crop for my Nephews and their Game Syztemz....... they Got a PS3 and a 360 tell me Ur thoughts and Choices 4 hottest Gamez this holiday SeAsoN???????????????????????? ???????????
Thanx In (gameboy) ADvance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! LoL a lil gam0r humer 4 U Tehre :-]
you guys are such fags you need to support our troops even if you dont agree with the war plus bush was the lesser of the two evils for the past 2 elections. oh and by the way one of the best quotes ever is 'peace through superior firepower' and everyone of our troops is a superior weapon. so in other words stop your bitching and support our troops!
Sweetstang87
u an them batterys shuld get a room
My worst movie-going experiences:
a) Running out of Back to the Future II screaming and crying when it turned out Marty's dad was dead. I was 23 years old.
Phatnom Menace was my second worst movie experience cause the ticket taking bitch made me throw out my RC Cola
and then i rode shadow and he has a breathing problem and then im schooling a horse named sammi
loling is what you'll do when i mosh all over your fuking face
xBR00TALxSQUADx
Metallica saved me from you. If your the diesease, Their the cure.
Everyone, listen to metallica songs! They remind you of the pussy pounding man you really are! If you were born some way,
thats the way your supposed to be! Biology does not make mistakes! Only people likw this witch here do!
im into cool punk music like blink eighty two and sum forty one... love those bands.
trance is the most emotional musical genre
Occupation: BIG DICK SWAGAS INC.
Companies: BICK DICK SWANGAS INC.
STOP SHOUTING I CAN'T HEAR THE BOOBS
everytime I go for a jog I get a lawsuit from the mpaa
they say im infringin on cool runnings
my friend linsey was on a horse named Diego and Diego bolted and linsey ate the wall, and then the horses ran into the back of the barn, it ws so freaky and random, and guess what? I WANT TO SEE TWILIGHT!!!!!!
When I discovered that Phil lives in Atlanta (where I live), I frantically sent him a Facebook friend request in hopes of meeting him at a coffee shop and then throwing the coffee in his ugly face.
I just wanted to see the video on it.
A man dies bungee jumping from a 170 ft bridge. The man made the bungee cord himself out of store bought bungee tie-down straps. The cord did not break. He made the cord too long.
u... u buy porn? lol ^^
My story about Achmed the dead terrorist...
when I was studying in holland last semester, they had fucking commercials for the 'silence I kill you' ringtone ALL THE FUCKING TIME. the worst part is, I didn't even know who Jeff Dunham was or that he was american- I thought it was some weird Dutch thing that they used to mask their inherent fear of muslims.
anyway, I was at a bar really fucked up one night and these assclown nederniggas start saying 'SILENCE, I KILL YOU' over and over until I threw a glass at them. I went to dutch jail for a night. the end.
GOOD JOB DELETING MY SHOUTS. YEAH, I HAVE SIDE-PROJECTS, NO I DON'T USE FUNNY TITLES USUALLY (MAYBE EARLIER SHIT BUT WHATEVER, I WAS A KID YOU KNOW) AND UNLIKE YOU, I'VE ACTUALLY MADE SOMETHING OF MY SOUND. MAYBE YOUR LAST.FM GAY NOISE SQUAD DOESN'T LIKE ME WHEN HALF OF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD SHIT I'M SERIOUS ABOUT, BUT WHAT MAKES YOU HOLIER THAN THOU? WHAT SIGNIFIGANCE DO YOU HAVE TO THE NOISE COMMUNITY? OTHER THAN YOU'RE A FUCKIN COPYCAT CHURNING OUT BORING SHIT LIKE MERZBOW, PRURIENT, AND WOLF EYES. YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THEM. YOU'RE NOT 'HARSH' OR 'TRUE' AND YOU ARE IN FACT A JOKE. WANNA TALK ABOUT 'FUNNY' PROJECT NAMES...WHAT ABOUT YOURS? WHY DOES YOUR ONLY SUPPORT COME FROM OTHER LAST.FM USERS? AND IF NOT, WHY DOESN'T YOUR NAME COME UP MORE? EVERYONE KNOWS ME, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MOST LIKE ME. I'LL PUT MY NOISE AGAINST YOURS ANYDAY AND COME OUT ON TOP. I'M ACTUALLY GOOD AT WHAT I DO, YOU ARE NOT.
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Rest in peace, Michael Jackson, greatest artist of the United States of America. ♥ Michael, Please come back ♥ R.I.P
hiphopmilitia furpunxunite skafurz metalfurs
KANEBEL KOURPSE - TOMB OF THA MUTELAETID
DUDE!!!!!!! THESE BE SUM OF THA SIIIIIIIIIICKEST MOST FUCKIIIIIIIIIN GUTTEREL GOREVOX EVER DUDE!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN GURGLEGRIND ULTRA FUCKIN BRUTAL VOX MAN!!!!!!!!! BUT.......................WHAT THE FUCK BE UP WIT THA MUSIX?!!??!!???!?!?!?!?!??!! THEM SICKAZZ VOX NEED FUCKIN BRUTAL SLAMZ N BLASTZ DUDE BUT IT DONT GIT NONE OF THA SHIT AT ALL !!!!!! WHAT THA FUUUUCK DUDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THIS SICKAZZ VOKAL DUDE PROLLY HERD WAKIN THA CADAVAR N WANTED 2 BE SICK LIEK THEM MAN BUT THA GUITARZ N DRUMZ BE FUCKIN WEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK DUDE!!!!!!!!! DUDE THERE NOT 1 FUCKIN SLAM ON THIS WHOLE FUCKIN CD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FUKKIN WASTE MAN!!!!!!!!!! THEY BE ALL PLAYIN RIFFZ N SHIT MAN SO FUCKIN GAY BRO!!!! THA SINGA OVBIOUSLY LUVS BRUTAL SLAM SHIT MAN HE NEED TO LEEVE THIS GAY AZZ BAND N JOIN A REAL NYDM GORESLAM BAND MAN!!!!!!! THAT WOOD BE FUCKIN ILL AZ FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!! SO YO THA SINGR IZ FUCKIN BRUTAL N SICK GOREGHRIND SLAM VOX BUT THA MUSIZX IZ FUCKIN WEAK OLDSKOOL PUSSAY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man opened the door, a sly grin slowly spreading across his face.
'Stairs?' he queried.
'Indeed' I replied. He gave a knowing chuckle, and allowed his mouth to open to real the finest of Hanzo steel braces.
im imagining a black guy in a diamond studded codpiece, a cape, a crown giant spinning light up sunglasses and shoes that make loud high pitched tones every step he takes and i am basically just envisioning something i wouldnt be surprised to see on mtv were i to put it on this moment
'I couldn't spell air conditioner, now I repair them'
i'd like to support child molesting nazis, but i don't have money.
You spent $11k on a college education? Where'd you go, Apex Tech?
my favorite movies are half baked and CB4
No it isn't particularly, but it's not a toe-curlingly embarrassing piece of 'humour' like 'Times New Viking'. I mean what, is that that supposed to make you laugh on hearing it? 'Hurr hurr it's like Times New Roman but with Viking instead of Roman and that somehow is witty hurr hurr'. My young son (who has Spina bifida) could have come up with something better than that.
I was forced to listen to this recently. what a faggot. It's like he writes songs specifically for preteen girls to go 'aww' at, fuck him.
A friend of mine was attending Georgetown years ago when Allen Iverson knocked on his door. He had his arms around a petite white girl, and said, 'Hey man, you got a condom?' Then he pointed at the giggly girl and said, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA FUCK THIS BITCH'
True Story.
'i am NATION SOCIALIST and i enodrse barack HUSSEIN obama bcoz he SOCAILIST too' ~ adolph hitler
I didn't meet this celebrity, but walking down the street in Greenwich Village, I saw what I thought was a homeless man (huge ratty Rick Rubin beard, shabby clothes) sipping cappuccino at a very expensive looking cafe. 'Damn,' I said, 'that guy should seriously consider conserving his finances.' On second look, it turned out it was Vincent Gallo.
Steven Wright walks into a coffeeshop in Colorado. Annoying dishwasher guy blurts out 'Hey! Steven Wright! Tell us a joke!' Steven Wright says, deadpan, 'I'm on vacation.'
True story.
;_;
you laff at me b/c im diferent
i laff at u b/c your all teh same
I dated a Mormon girl back in High School. She was saving herself for marriage so we could only have anal sex.
It was awesome.
"That's not bad, and I can see where you're going with it, but you still aren't really managing to quite sing or dance like an actual black person."
White people will have all the best seats at this movie because black people always come into movies late, shucking and jiving.
I'm ze operator vit my pocket calculator
I'm ze operator vit my pocket calculator
I am adding und subtracting
I'm controlling und composing
a priest a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar; the bartender looks up and says 'this better not be a joke because brutal monsters escaped justice at Nuremberg!'.
as an aspergers, i can say that IRL society works just like lemmings, which happens to be my favorite video game.except for bubsy 3d of course
i want to see bruno in a movie theater filled with black people so i can be the only one laughing
thats about the size of my dong. no jokes or haha's here.
No matter which one you like you'd have to admit the japanese group [razors edge] looks the most fun to hang around. The Rac group would be all, wah wah immigration wah I got razor rash on my mishapen head etc.
i dunno. sometimes i have a hard time touching my own butt.
thank god the shower hides my crying eyes.
LINKIN PARK! I love 12 year olds!
I was forced to listen to this recently. what a faggot. It's like he writes songs specifically for preteen girls to go 'aww' at, fuck him.
I saw Acid Mother's Temple, and the last song they played was Pink Lady Lemonade, and they just spun it out and out.
The sound guys are making frantic 'stop' motions and they just kept going, so the sound guys cut the monitors, and they just kept playing.
Then they cut the power to the stage, but the guitarist had some independent power source and just kept playing.
Literally didn't finish soloing until security wrestled him to the ground.
This website? Let's try, every teenager who thinks they listen to trendy indie stoner electro pop and that makes them cool. Fuck MGMT.
I met Mr. Mays at a trade show about 5 years ago. He gave a breakfast speech to about 300 of us. He was coked to the gills. I got close enough to see his eyes. Coked. Hard.
Andrew Jackson's Jihad dead from 'bad bad' swine flu very 'bad bad' news 25.06.09 Jackson death
What i call 'black cock steady,' a slightly racist satire on crack rock steady, a slight satire on rocksteady .
You have to admit, Disturbed writes some pretty badass lyrics. It's like I'm really inside the mind of a psychopath.
man the blackeyed peas are just so raw i love
them so crazy i wanna be in a fun group like theirs!!!
Dio is so old that he played in a rockabilly band, not a rockabilly revival band.
Dio is so old that he sang doo-wop music.
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST WHAT IS RIGHT FOR MY CHILD ANONYMOUSLY OVER THE INTERNET MY CHILD IS A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE YOU'RE PROBABLY SOME PATHETIC CHILDLESS FUCK.
I saw a guy with a Meet The Residents shirt walking around downtown Santa Cruz last year. He was short, bald, really sweaty, and looked like a child rapist. That's MY story.
Yeah at my [libertarian] meeting some guy with elbow patches and incredible halitosis tried to talk to me at length about Ayn Rand.
You should record your farts on your Yak Bak so you can play them back in math class and annoy your stuffy old teacher and all your friends can laugh at it.
Unsucsessful suicide was! Cold Death, Novosobirsk, Russia Action: ~100 tablets + litre of vine. Result: vomiting + end of pain. Date: ~20th June.
i think sports are pretty boring, feel free to quote this with a goonsay and mention how i need to go back to something awful dot com forums because i'm a pussified liberal manchild faggot
obamas is good rpesident becuase he wants the change of americas. black man president is good for americans becauase it is change. bartack obama fro presient 2007.
on the airplane over the ocean is the worst cd i have ever heared
'Apparently all the talent in The Pink Floyd was in the word 'the.' Who could have ever predicted that?'
RADIOHEAD MORE LIKE GAYDIOHEAD THOM YORKE MORE LIKE I AM GAY AND BRITISH
juzus christus weezer is echt simplistische paupermuziek
hey pitchfork fags bet you didnt dl his album from hipinion when it was only on cassette and he had less than 20000 plays on last.fm huh
I think Neutral Milk Hotel is a perfect name for this band. Their music is neither good nor bad; it's just sort of there, hence, 'Neutral'. Also, 'Milk' is a bland white substance that resembles their sound. And 'Hotel' because they're OK-ish for short periods of time, but not someplace you'd wanna stay for too long.
radiohead saved rock and roll radiohead the only good band radiohead the best band of all time radiohead 10/10 A+ every album every song nothing compares back off beatles it's time for a real band to take the throne
I love when I listen to something that's not metal, cause I usually choose something awesome like this^_^
*listens to NMH, Velvet Underground, Joy Division, and Pavement* *considers his taste unique*
l3t me g3t one thing StRaiGhT. here in da town i be livin in,.. there is a hotel called neutral milk hot3l. so me gotz to believe dat deEzz two headed boi's be copyin da name of da hoteLLL. so dont even think they be original if dey b3 stealin da nam333 from da hotel!
In my own personal vision of Hell this band would be on loop and Tom Cruise would be the Devil. And Bono would be there, talking about how big his limp, Irish cock is.
I love how when someone slays your sacred cow that you immediately assume that their tastes range in the most gutter level of obnoxious packaged pop nonsense. Ooooh your taste is just oh so superior!!! Wah wah wah oh yeah well you listen to Britney Spears!!!! Cranky indie loser throws tantrum all across the coffee shop and loses black frame glasses - film at 11...
Its funny how so many people that saw them open for Sonic Youth are such babies. Sonic Youth is all about experimentation and noise. Sonic Youth fans claim they have an open mind but they really don't....if it hasn't got that noticeable pop element to it, then it must suck. Sonic Youth picked ---- ---- to open for them for a reason...because they are big fans!!! duh! they didn't just appear on the bill out of nowhere. Thurston more digs them.
Have an open mind.
Has any young hepcat ever tried to satirize Family Circus by manipulating the visual elements/dialogue balloons in such a way as to undermine the lame, square 'humor' to entertain cool people who know where it's at? Might be a worthwhile enterprise.
Why are all Asian people talented and good-looking?
oh my FUCKING GOD!?? WHAT THE FUCKK!!?? LAY OFF THE FUCKING DRUGGS DUDE!
ok, no hard feelins, but dont call me nigga, i aint no nigger.
HOLY FUCK THAT JUST RIPPED ME OUT!!!!lolololololmaolmao/.... .im watching just smoked some bud and seen this thats so fucking tripppy im not putin my fone in the wave ever.......SaTAN FONE!!!
this ablum fufcking rocks you tools you fags probably cant evn do dat dance
I laugh at video because it funny. I favorite video because it my favorite. I rate high because it good video. I make comment because it is commentable.
I'm Asian and no one I know, friends or family who are Asian, enjoy anime. There is a huge caucasian following at my school though. Anywho, tentacle rape is weird.
Bjork top artist is the noisiest most otaku shit ever
i am yamataka eye. i yell a lot and i pick up panes of glass w/ my arms. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will drive a backhoe into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
whitehouse fuck one another while noising that explains the term 'noise fuckers' orgy avisodomy orgy
oh cool well i see that you have a very interesting plethora of seventies and sixties and all that era music on your charts and i think that if you would listen to the song lollipop off the album the carter iii you would find a lot of ideological resonances with those musicians you are listening to so you should probably give it a shot there are even very subtle and heavily buried aesthetic resonances if thats all you care about in music like most people
i am not gay or anything, but i wish i could shove lil waynes penis in my mouth right now and wash it around in my mouth like it is mouthwash just so i could spend a couple minutes with him
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Lil Wayne is the best rapper that ever lived. I have posters of him all over my walls, including in my hallways. I am also currently dreading my hair like Lil Wayne since he is a huge icon in my life and millions of others. In addition, Lil Wayne as we all know used to be a dangerous gangbanger but has turned his self into an inspiration for as all. Tupac, Biggie, and the list goes on and on.. may be good rappers but they will never top Weezy and people are just going to have to learn to deal with that.
im a kung fu mma maniac with a skateboarding fetish.and if anyone knos where to get an sony vx1000 for cheap let me kno
HEY GUYS Im considered In My familey to be the FUn-Loving Uncle whos in 2 Gamez but Im Haveing trouble picking out teh Cream of the crop for my Nephews and their Game Syztemz....... they Got a PS3 and a 360 tell me Ur thoughts and Choices 4 hottest Gamez this holiday SeAsoN???????????????????????? ???????????
Thanx In (gameboy) ADvance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! LoL a lil gam0r humer 4 U Tehre :-]
you guys are such fags you need to support our troops even if you dont agree with the war plus bush was the lesser of the two evils for the past 2 elections. oh and by the way one of the best quotes ever is 'peace through superior firepower' and everyone of our troops is a superior weapon. so in other words stop your bitching and support our troops!
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u an them batterys shuld get a room
My worst movie-going experiences:
a) Running out of Back to the Future II screaming and crying when it turned out Marty's dad was dead. I was 23 years old.
Phatnom Menace was my second worst movie experience cause the ticket taking bitch made me throw out my RC Cola
and then i rode shadow and he has a breathing problem and then im schooling a horse named sammi
loling is what you'll do when i mosh all over your fuking face
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Metallica saved me from you. If your the diesease, Their the cure.
Everyone, listen to metallica songs! They remind you of the pussy pounding man you really are! If you were born some way,
thats the way your supposed to be! Biology does not make mistakes! Only people likw this witch here do!
im into cool punk music like blink eighty two and sum forty one... love those bands.
trance is the most emotional musical genre
Occupation: BIG DICK SWAGAS INC.
Companies: BICK DICK SWANGAS INC.
STOP SHOUTING I CAN'T HEAR THE BOOBS
everytime I go for a jog I get a lawsuit from the mpaa
they say im infringin on cool runnings
my friend linsey was on a horse named Diego and Diego bolted and linsey ate the wall, and then the horses ran into the back of the barn, it ws so freaky and random, and guess what? I WANT TO SEE TWILIGHT!!!!!!
When I discovered that Phil lives in Atlanta (where I live), I frantically sent him a Facebook friend request in hopes of meeting him at a coffee shop and then throwing the coffee in his ugly face.
I just wanted to see the video on it.
A man dies bungee jumping from a 170 ft bridge. The man made the bungee cord himself out of store bought bungee tie-down straps. The cord did not break. He made the cord too long.
u... u buy porn? lol ^^
My story about Achmed the dead terrorist...
when I was studying in holland last semester, they had fucking commercials for the 'silence I kill you' ringtone ALL THE FUCKING TIME. the worst part is, I didn't even know who Jeff Dunham was or that he was american- I thought it was some weird Dutch thing that they used to mask their inherent fear of muslims.
anyway, I was at a bar really fucked up one night and these assclown nederniggas start saying 'SILENCE, I KILL YOU' over and over until I threw a glass at them. I went to dutch jail for a night. the end.
GOOD JOB DELETING MY SHOUTS. YEAH, I HAVE SIDE-PROJECTS, NO I DON'T USE FUNNY TITLES USUALLY (MAYBE EARLIER SHIT BUT WHATEVER, I WAS A KID YOU KNOW) AND UNLIKE YOU, I'VE ACTUALLY MADE SOMETHING OF MY SOUND. MAYBE YOUR LAST.FM GAY NOISE SQUAD DOESN'T LIKE ME WHEN HALF OF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD SHIT I'M SERIOUS ABOUT, BUT WHAT MAKES YOU HOLIER THAN THOU? WHAT SIGNIFIGANCE DO YOU HAVE TO THE NOISE COMMUNITY? OTHER THAN YOU'RE A FUCKIN COPYCAT CHURNING OUT BORING SHIT LIKE MERZBOW, PRURIENT, AND WOLF EYES. YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THEM. YOU'RE NOT 'HARSH' OR 'TRUE' AND YOU ARE IN FACT A JOKE. WANNA TALK ABOUT 'FUNNY' PROJECT NAMES...WHAT ABOUT YOURS? WHY DOES YOUR ONLY SUPPORT COME FROM OTHER LAST.FM USERS? AND IF NOT, WHY DOESN'T YOUR NAME COME UP MORE? EVERYONE KNOWS ME, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MOST LIKE ME. I'LL PUT MY NOISE AGAINST YOURS ANYDAY AND COME OUT ON TOP. I'M ACTUALLY GOOD AT WHAT I DO, YOU ARE NOT.
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