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Revamp of this bitch.
BIO GRAPHY
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Name: people call him "Unibro", a clever and unique portmanteau of "unicorn" and "bro", but nobody gives enough of a shit to learn his real name since he basically never talks
Gender: Unimpressive Man
Species: humankin
Age: A Grown Ass Adult Who Should Know Better
Sexual Orientation: men are hot :///
Hair: Lots
Skin: probably shit
Height: Pathetic.
Weight: what weight
Marital Status: been divorced about 69 times
Occupation: graverobber who only robs the living, cyberbully, ambassador for dumbasses everywhere
Moral Alignment: chaotic spastic
Hobbies: drawing dead animals while crying about it, encouraging visiting a church, listening to pariodic YouTube songs from 2009
Personality: whats that
History: when he was born his dad (who generously did the birthing for his mother) was like "ew" and threw him out the window. he landed on a pile of vultures and they raised him as one of their own. he swears he's seen a unicorn before and the unicorn winked at him and he peed himself. every time he sees an animal he gets very pissed off. he is paralyzed both by fear and by his allergies, which are closely interlinked
BIO GRAPHY
___
Name: people call him "Unibro", a clever and unique portmanteau of "unicorn" and "bro", but nobody gives enough of a shit to learn his real name since he basically never talks
Gender: Unimpressive Man
Species: humankin
Age: A Grown Ass Adult Who Should Know Better
Sexual Orientation: men are hot :///
Hair: Lots
Skin: probably shit
Height: Pathetic.
Weight: what weight
Marital Status: been divorced about 69 times
Occupation: graverobber who only robs the living, cyberbully, ambassador for dumbasses everywhere
Moral Alignment: chaotic spastic
Hobbies: drawing dead animals while crying about it, encouraging visiting a church, listening to pariodic YouTube songs from 2009
Personality: whats that
History: when he was born his dad (who generously did the birthing for his mother) was like "ew" and threw him out the window. he landed on a pile of vultures and they raised him as one of their own. he swears he's seen a unicorn before and the unicorn winked at him and he peed himself. every time he sees an animal he gets very pissed off. he is paralyzed both by fear and by his allergies, which are closely interlinked
Category Artwork (Digital) / Human
Species Human
Size 1280 x 1258px
File Size 297.1 kB
I for one welcome our new overlord and savior Dommit. I'm open to this cannon and it's the least silly thing I'd accept probably... watching joel has ruined me and now every time I hear kermit's voice, it's just "joel's dad" now. Fuckin joel. D:<! Joel one tells a story where at an impressionable age, he downloads one of those desktop strippers back in 2004 or whatever only to get a like, 2 frame mini pixel stripper. Upon this realization he tried to remove it and...welp, has to get his dad's help. His dad was super disappointed in him, and I swear to fuck I've not laughed so hard as I was laughing at his impression of, "YOEL, YOEL DEED U DO DIS". Joel is unintentionally the best.
/alsosorrynotsorry for my useless stupid share <3.
/alsosorrynotsorry for my useless stupid share <3.
DUDE
Since 2010 I've been following binyot on vinesauce. Joel and binny have become nightly rhetoric for my husband and I. We tune in to hear salt or insanity or both sometimes. Sometimes I need to hear the duck noises from my weird uncle just to feel all is right with the world and I'm not insane.
Sometimes.
Since 2010 I've been following binyot on vinesauce. Joel and binny have become nightly rhetoric for my husband and I. We tune in to hear salt or insanity or both sometimes. Sometimes I need to hear the duck noises from my weird uncle just to feel all is right with the world and I'm not insane.
Sometimes.
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