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So I can't stand Taco Bell. No problem if you like it, I just prefer to eat something that won't give me butt vomit.
I must say, though, when I saw the name of their latest new item the fangirl in me was SORELY. TEMPTED.
I must say, though, when I saw the name of their latest new item the fangirl in me was SORELY. TEMPTED.
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Okay, as Otaku-Man I gotta do this:
First, MANGA about surgery. (there is an anime too, but the link is for the manga)
Second, NOT just about surgery! That's like saying that Fringe is just about science.
Third, you can't make it through an episode of HOUSE?! What are you, Adrian Monk?!
Alright, I'm good now.
~Otaku-Man
First, MANGA about surgery. (there is an anime too, but the link is for the manga)
Second, NOT just about surgery! That's like saying that Fringe is just about science.
Third, you can't make it through an episode of HOUSE?! What are you, Adrian Monk?!
Alright, I'm good now.
~Otaku-Man
That's because White Castle is drunkard/stoner food. No one eats there sober if they can help it, but when your wasted... mmm, sweet ambrosia.
On a side note, fun fact, their fries make awesome catfish bait. Then again, so does week old raw liver soaked in tobacco juice... hmmm...
On a side note, fun fact, their fries make awesome catfish bait. Then again, so does week old raw liver soaked in tobacco juice... hmmm...
I do crave McD's fries a lot and love those very much. I detest Taco Bell with a passion however and find everything on their menu offensive to the taste and smell in addition to digestion and expulsion. Besides, the establishment, the food smells like B.O. and that fetid aroma turns me off completely if nauseating me.
I'll stick to my french fry craving of McD's!
I'll stick to my french fry craving of McD's!
Cannot taste the difference between those two! They both taste like standard TB tacos.
No matter what pussy sauce is advertised, TB tacos ne'er have any ‘heat’ to them. Even their Fire Sauce wimps out, and can be chugged by cockatiels without the slightest bellyfire.
PSSSST : http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3040091
(now he's just stuck in my head because of you)
(now he's just stuck in my head because of you)
Well see, the heavy industrial processes used in making Taco Bell ingredients remove all pretense of flavor. Not that there is much to begin with, the necessities of keeping cost down and volume up require that the absolute worst ingredients be used. There are strains of lettuce, tomato and onion specifically genetically modified for Taco Bell (this is true of several industries) and the corn-fed beef is, of course, beyond the lowest quality and generally only just passes the bare minimums for human consumption.
As such, in order to cover the tasteless (or rancid) flavor of the meat and vegetables, Taco Bell uses a large amount of spices. Because real spices would be expensive at such volumes, they instead use various organic chemicals, produced in massive batches. These are chemicals which exist naturally in peppers and other traditional spices, however, they are generally produced artificially through chemical extraction or by injecting genes into microbes (usually E.coli) and then extracting the compounds from the microbes after the fact.
These chemicals have to be mixed with the meat and vegetables after mincing to ensure uniformity of flavor. You may have noticed that in fast food every bite tastes exactly the same, while in home-cooked food the flavor changes depending on the batch or even how you are eating it. In powdered form all of these chemicals are violently explosive (so is flour) but because they are organic compounds with aromatic rings (most scented things are, hence the name) they are also quite flammable. While the amount needed to genuinely start a fire is immense, so are the stockpiles at the mixing facilities.
Long story short: I want a new job.
As such, in order to cover the tasteless (or rancid) flavor of the meat and vegetables, Taco Bell uses a large amount of spices. Because real spices would be expensive at such volumes, they instead use various organic chemicals, produced in massive batches. These are chemicals which exist naturally in peppers and other traditional spices, however, they are generally produced artificially through chemical extraction or by injecting genes into microbes (usually E.coli) and then extracting the compounds from the microbes after the fact.
These chemicals have to be mixed with the meat and vegetables after mincing to ensure uniformity of flavor. You may have noticed that in fast food every bite tastes exactly the same, while in home-cooked food the flavor changes depending on the batch or even how you are eating it. In powdered form all of these chemicals are violently explosive (so is flour) but because they are organic compounds with aromatic rings (most scented things are, hence the name) they are also quite flammable. While the amount needed to genuinely start a fire is immense, so are the stockpiles at the mixing facilities.
Long story short: I want a new job.
"of course, beyond the lowest quality and generally only just passes the bare minimums for human consumption."
http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/badmeat.asp
http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/badmeat.asp
Arch Deluxe was an abomination from about 15 years back. McDonalds placed billboards featuring crying children for months before its release with no explanation (or indication that they were from McDonalds) eventually revealing the kids were sad because Arch Deluxes were JUST FOR ADULTS.
In the end, as far as I could figure, they just used more mayo and onions than a Big Mac. They bombed and are no longer sold.
In the end, as far as I could figure, they just used more mayo and onions than a Big Mac. They bombed and are no longer sold.
Man, I love taco bell at 10 at night when I'm starving, have barely 10 dollars (most of it in pocket change) and have no respect for my asshole
Because tacobell will provide you with a trough of food for about six dollars and a half gallon of soda.
Just...
don't think about what's in it
Because tacobell will provide you with a trough of food for about six dollars and a half gallon of soda.
Just...
don't think about what's in it
I guess I'm the only one who loves Taco Bell. No, I don't think it's real Mexican food (Mexemo maybe, judging from the large amount of guyliner-clad teenagers that work there), but I still loves me a cheap taco-like food product. That, and my body's been nothing but a jerk to me for years, so to hell with it, I'm gonna punish it every chance I get.
BTW, Taco Bell meat is NOT the same grade as dog food; dog food is USDA grade C, while Taco Bell is USDA grade F. The more you learn...
BTW, Taco Bell meat is NOT the same grade as dog food; dog food is USDA grade C, while Taco Bell is USDA grade F. The more you learn...
Well, personally, I like taco bell. Yes I am aware of the quality of the ingrediants, the fact that it isn't even close to 'authentic' mexican food, as well as the gastrointestinal repercussions.
The Black Jack taco is actually pretty good. I went and had one on halloween, the day they were giving out free ones. I will definitely eat it again. But my favorite is still probably the double decker.
The Black Jack taco is actually pretty good. I went and had one on halloween, the day they were giving out free ones. I will definitely eat it again. But my favorite is still probably the double decker.
Cute gag!
Hey, since you're a Tezuka fan, you might get a chuckle out of this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2847113/
Hey, since you're a Tezuka fan, you might get a chuckle out of this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2847113/
Oh, it was incredible!
You would have gotten quite a laugh out of me had you been there. I was a nervous wreck long before Tezuka showed up, and by the time he did I was a gibbering, incoherent fanboy.
Well... Maybe I wasn't quite that bad. But it was still an amazing experience.
You would have gotten quite a laugh out of me had you been there. I was a nervous wreck long before Tezuka showed up, and by the time he did I was a gibbering, incoherent fanboy.
Well... Maybe I wasn't quite that bad. But it was still an amazing experience.
Usually the only thing I'll eat from Taco Bell is the "1/2 LB Beef and Potato Burrito", which apparently isn't on the menu board anymore, and is in their computer menu system only under "Value Menu" and NOT "Burrito" for some reason.
Biggest thing I have to worry about is avoiding anything they have involving refried beans, those don't exactly play nice with my digestive system...
Biggest thing I have to worry about is avoiding anything they have involving refried beans, those don't exactly play nice with my digestive system...
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