Mitch?

Yes?

Hat!

G.E. College Bowl cap!

*G.E. COLLEGE BOWL TROPHY*



Your hat, Sir.

Thank you! And here's Allen Ludden to say "And now, let's meet our OWWWWWW!!!"

Hm, I can't see to download it. It just goes to a blank page when I hit that download button, and the story doesn't open up as usual.

It's a six word story. You can see it just under the thumbnail. :D

Of . . ..

A Cherokee Indian chief had 3 wives, all of whom were pregnant.

When the first squaw gave birth to a boy, the chief was elated and built them a teepee made of buffalo hide.

The second squaw also gave birth to a boy a few days later. The chief was extremely happy and built them a teepee of antelope hide.

Soon, the third squaw gave birth, but the chief kept the birth details secret. He built them a teepee of hippopotamus hide [I know there are no hippopotami in North America,but just go with it.]

He challenged the people of his tribe to guess the latest birth details, and whomever was right would win a fine prize.

Many attempted but failed to guess the details.

Finally, a young brave came forth and declared that the third squaw had had twins.

"That's correct," said the chief."How did you know?"

"Simple, " aid the brave. "The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

bad bad bad bad... and now the song is stuck in my head!

V.

....you will meet in-teger...

Meeting a stranger in a crowded room and seeing them there again and again. Sounds like the sum of all fears.