Figured I might as well upload SOMETHING for those who are watching me. And yes, I suck balls at photography.
This is one of my Warhammer 40K Ork figures, a Big Mek with Kustom Forcefield. It's still not quite done, I've got to lighten up his skin a little bit and clear-coat and all that.
Also note that I don't paint the fingernails white on my Orks. This is either because I'm lazy or because I think black nails look better, or perhaps a little column A and a little of column B.