"It's very likely to be both" Haw, haw! I love these!

"This can just has a picture of Hitler laughing at you."

Quite possibly the most original thing I've ever heard.

Dare I say, FOOD FIGHT!?

You might have to fight the food to get back out of the cafateria...

Reminds me of the scene from the Odd Couple where Oscar is offering his friends sandwitches he made BEFORE Felix moved in :

Oscar: I made sandwiches.

Others : What kind do you have?

Oscar: um...I have Brown ones and Green ones.

Others : What are the green ones?

Oscar : Either very new cheese or very old meat!

Others : I'll take a brown!

ALSO bonus round, an artist I knew a long time ago came up with a soda called "THIS" so;

"WOW WHAT'S THAT?" "NOT THAT THIS!!!" "WHAT'S THIS?" "THIS IS GREAT!" "HAVE SOME OF THIS!!"

...and so onward...