I'm a fluffdragon that eats people. And dragons. Charizards, a lot.
Some days, I decide I'll try to be a good person and not eat people.
And not even a minute later, people catch on somehow, and try to abuse my kindness.
Fluffdragon gonna eat EVERYBODY.
(pose in image blatantly stolen from the short film "Bilby" )
Some days, I decide I'll try to be a good person and not eat people.
And not even a minute later, people catch on somehow, and try to abuse my kindness.
Fluffdragon gonna eat EVERYBODY.
(pose in image blatantly stolen from the short film "Bilby" )
Category All / Vore
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 427 x 390px
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Be Me.
Me: "Today is going to be a good day! I think I might not even eat people!".
Turn around corner.
Literally 17 furries sitting on platters with various toppings laid upon them.
32 other furries bullying me for not instantly munching them.
75 dragons doing a big no-no and quipping that I'd make a good meal even knowing I don't do the prey thing.
FLUFFDRAGON RAGE EAT EVERYONEANDEVERYTHING
Me: "Today is going to be a good day! I think I might not even eat people!".
Turn around corner.
Literally 17 furries sitting on platters with various toppings laid upon them.
32 other furries bullying me for not instantly munching them.
75 dragons doing a big no-no and quipping that I'd make a good meal even knowing I don't do the prey thing.
FLUFFDRAGON RAGE EAT EVERYONEANDEVERYTHING
There are preds who don't have mercy with their prey, and there is prey that doesn't have mercy with their preds.
Since I am nice pred, not wanting to eat everyone I see, prey comes and tries to force themselves into me.
So I understand that. At least they aren't teasing me.
Since I am nice pred, not wanting to eat everyone I see, prey comes and tries to force themselves into me.
So I understand that. At least they aren't teasing me.
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