Guardian: There we go, 'Mistress'! Those titanesses won't pester you no longer~

Mistress: ...

Guardian: What? Oh! This thing? I figured you'd might approve~ You see back in my time, one of the goddesses that I courted really seemed to like me this way. Granted, she usually wanted me twice or even THRICE this size at lea--

Mistress: Your ass is covering up my temple.

Guardian: Well I am GUARDING it aren't I, 'Mistress'? This way nobody will get in for sure--

Mistress: Shrink it down and get inside. Now.

Guardian: Pff, killjoy~ Your cheeks don't lie though. Fiiiiine, but I expect a proper massage and new oil to be applied to this wonder of the world.


And for the size freaks out there who wanted a similar special ending as to Cats Love Fish, here you go. Mostly because why not, and as another upload while I figure out what the heck to tackle next.