... So...I hate  Shortwings
See...I've been harboring this silly little jealous notion that ...well...
*coughclairelikeshimbetterthenmecough* and it's been slowly building and building until it boiled over and I was gonna hit him in the face with a hammer. You know. To prove my dominance.
And then he goes ahead and whips out THIS and I love this. I absolutely love this, and now I hate him even more, cause I -can't- hate him cause he's so awesome, because he did this, which turned my hate in on itself, so now I hate loving him, almost as much as I love to hate him, and it's driving me INSANE.

 shortwings is made of Win and Awesome ... Lose and fail ...Cheese.